So, it's been about 2 years since I've posted anything here. And, I usually remember that I have an account once every 4 months or so... and that's when I check in. It seems like most people have moved on to other internet mediums for communication though, and I have as well ( Read more... )

This recipe was sent to me, and it sounds good. But, knowing my intolerance for Tequila, I thought I'd pass it along to some people that might have better use for it!

Recipe for...
TEQUILA CHRISTMAS CAKE

1 cup water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit


• Sample ( Read more... )

"This guy's walking down the street when he falls in a hole.  The walls are so steep he can't get out.  A doctor passes by, and the guy shouts up, 'Hey, you.  Can you help me out?'  The doctor writes a prescription, throws it down in the hole, and moves on.  Then a priest comes along, and the guy shouts up, 'Father, I'm down in this hole.  Can you ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday, ISH!

"And I... hate everything about you!"
(...except for NASCAR, safety goggles, and Funyuns!)

Josh Lyman: You know what, CJ? I really think I'm the best judge of what I mean, you paranoid Berkeley shiksa feminista... Wow, that was way too far.
C.J. Cregg: No. No. Well, I've got a staff meeting to go to and so do you, you elitist, Harvard, fascist, missed-the-dean's-list-two-semesters-in-a-row Yankee jackass.
Josh: Feel better getting that ( Read more... )

          "Health note: Astonishing weight increase, due no doubt to the anxiety which my dear mother's increasing unpleasantness is causing me. It is a truism of human nature that people learn to hate those who help them. Thus, my mother has turned on me.
          Suspendedly,
          Lance, Your Besieged Working Boy"

--- Ignatius J. Reilly, A ( Read more... )

This is an uncharacteristic message without all the extra jazzy stuff thrown in... set aside for the lovely Miss Sami ( Read more... )

Let's play a game:

There's a bright shiny penny waiting for anyone that can tell me the significance of this picture in my life right now...


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HAHAHAHAHAHA! Suck it! The internet quiz told me so, and therefore it MUST be true...
...since we all know that internet quizzes are the source of all truth in this world!
Mwah hahahaha! Bow down to my genius!
(Or, you know... don't. And continue treating me like you always have.)

Your IQ Is 140
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"Who the fuck does he think he is? O.G.? Original Gangster? All he fucking does is talk! I'm the fucking Original Gangster! The guy's got a house in the Hamptons. Alec Baldwin comes over. Whitney Houston comes over. What the fuck do I got? I sit outside a fucking pork store!"--- Christopher Moltisanti, "The Sopranos ( Read more... )