Hahaha. True. I've been to Australia. I love Australia. They have kangaroos. And, koala bears. But... Australia imposes incredibly high taxes. And, it does get cold in the summer months (well, our "summer"... which is comparable to their winter.) And it was founded by British criminals. Haha. I'd have to learn an entire new set of southern hemisphere constellations. And, the toilets spin backward. Although, aboriginal didgeridoos would be much easier to find. And, hmmm... the boys do have cute accents. But, I'm not sure if I could handle all the speedos though. Well... depends on how hot (and not old) the man is. And at least, there chimps are found in the zoo... rather than the oval office.
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They have kangaroos.
And, koala bears.
But... Australia imposes incredibly high taxes.
And, it does get cold in the summer months (well, our "summer"... which is comparable to their winter.)
And it was founded by British criminals. Haha.
I'd have to learn an entire new set of southern hemisphere constellations.
And, the toilets spin backward.
Although, aboriginal didgeridoos would be much easier to find.
And, hmmm... the boys do have cute accents.
But, I'm not sure if I could handle all the speedos though.
Well... depends on how hot (and not old) the man is.
And at least, there chimps are found in the zoo... rather than the oval office.
Hmmmm... these are points to ponder.
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