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I love the laws of deductive reasoning...
Nov 21, 2003 17:42
Deductive reasoning would allow that:
I am Ron.
Ron calls me a whore.
Therefore, RON IS A WHORE!!!
Tee hee!
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wanna play army?
jaygatsby49
November 21 2003, 20:54:49 UTC
I can lie down and you can blow me away
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Re: wanna play army?
jiggymarie
November 22 2003, 01:06:48 UTC
"Packing A Musket" - a poem by Jerri Blank
When you work from your home
And Johns call on the phone
You're a call girl
When you walk 'til you limp
And give a cut to a pimp
You're a street whore
When they're beggin' you "please"
To get down on your knees
Near their groinage
"Excusa me" but you see
Don't you touch where they pee
Without coinage
When I straddle and squat
To show you my...
[bell rings]
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When you work from your home
And Johns call on the phone
You're a call girl
When you walk 'til you limp
And give a cut to a pimp
You're a street whore
When they're beggin' you "please"
To get down on your knees
Near their groinage
"Excusa me" but you see
Don't you touch where they pee
Without coinage
When I straddle and squat
To show you my...
[bell rings]
Reply
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