"I bring the shit that’s beyond bizarre - like Miss Piggy... Who moi?"

[jiggymarie]

Hahahahaha. That's just funny... on so many levels. Bring on the mechanical bull. Does anyone doubt my ability?

"...So believe when I say I'm no better than you...
...Except when I rap, so I guess it ain't true...
...Like that y'all, and you just don't stop...
...Guaranteed to make your body rock..."
--- Beastie Boys ---

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It makes the whole song.....

[c_red]

The ridiculous thing is, how must that Miss Piggy line have looked on paper? It's like, Mike D had to go to the other guys and be like, "Check this rhyme out....it's funky-fresh...it's a Muppet Show reference...."
'You shouldn't have done that....because they're great guidelines!'

Re: It makes the whole song.....

[jiggymarie]

"... because they're extremely helpful!"

P.S. The only thing that might be better is if you covered or sampled Kermit's rendition of "It's Not Easy Bein' Green" on your upcoming album. Yeah... you should definitely get on that...

"It's not that easy bein' green - having to spend each day the color of the leaves. When I think it could be nicer being red or yellow or gold - or something much more colorful like that. It's not easy bein' green. It seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things. And people tend to pass you over 'cause you're not standing out like flashy sparkles in the water, or stars in the sky. But green's the color of Spring. And green can be cool and friendly-like. And green can be big like an ocean, or important like a mountain, or tall like a tree. When green is all there is to be, it could make you wonder why, but why wonder why? Wonder, I am green and it'll do fine. It's beautiful. And I think it's what I want to be."
--- Kermit The Frog ---

[ex_emmasue]

Is it bad that I have this crazy image of you riding said mechanical bull and I must say I am very turned on by that thought!?! :)

[jiggymarie]

Is it bad that I pictured you riding said mechanical bull with me?... On our way to defrost that mouse-loving carcass! Then, of course, we can take over the Enchanted Castle... living happily ever after with all the Disney Princesses... doing all the stuff that a bunch of hot babes alone in a castle would do... like having pillow fights in scantily pajamas... and, and, and... eating whipped cream (off one another)... and, and, and... you can imagine! I know I am!

[ex_emmasue]

mmmm...i can picture it now, but i have to tell you that I want Cinderella all to myself. I can't imagine anything more awesome than eating whipped cream of that hot bitch....well, expect if you were possibly that hot bitch I was eating whipped cream off of. Man, we are such lesbians! :)

[jiggymarie]

Ok. You get Cinderella... and I'll take Belle (I didn't get that tattoo for nothing!) We can have fun with whipped cream separately, and then all convene together and ravage Ariel. Because... hello, it's just not complete without that sexy red head.

Sorry, hmmm?

[c_red]

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