Despite your best efforts and the endless amount of suggestions for the "Name This Cat" campaign, I'm going to have to cut it short as apparently a name has already been decided upon. I would like to personally apologize to all of the participants, seeing as how your limitless creativity has now gone unnoticed. I hope we can all make amends some ( Read more... )

You know how sometimes your nose gets like dried out on the inside (specifically near the tip) and it hurts when you bump it into things, like your own hand or a door frame or a penis or what-have-you? Well, that has happened to me, my friends. And if you know how to counter-act that, I'd sure as fuck like to know. Because this hurts. You know ( Read more... )

I hope everybody is enjoying the start of school, because I sure am. I would attribute most of this joy to the fact that I'm not taking any classes this semester. Taking the semester off may be the greatest thing that I have done to date, and I have been thoroughly thrilled by watching all of my roommates slug off to class while I sit around and ( Read more... )

Looks like I haven't been here in a while, so I hope that nobody has died or anything inappropriately drastic like that ( Read more... )

I moved to Lansing -- the greatest fucking day of my life, I guess. And I just changed the Location thing on my queer little bio to make it completely official ( Read more... )

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I'm going to MSU, bitches!

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You know what advantages I have as a JCC student that the majority of you don't have? FIELD TRIPS, bitches. That's right, I just went on an actual 14th grade field trip to the Citizen Patriot this morning, and then our teacher took us all out to Bella Notte. It was pretty bad ass, although it wasn't the stereotypical newsroom that I had ( Read more... )

****I just finished bombing a biology test. Or doing respectively well on it, it could honestly go either way. I don't think I've ever taken a test that had such a massive good-to-bad range. It's somewhere between, "Wow, that's pretty good," and "I might as well have taken a dump on this test and turned it in." I guess we'll see ( Read more... )

It is now my birthday, and no longer am I a teenager. My 20th birthday celebration starts today, and I've already been given some cake and a sweet ass poker set from Patrice at work. A truly momentous occasion, I know ( Read more... )

So..............I finally went to the Driver Assessment office yesterday. I talked to this guy named Bob Lopez. He's like a foot shorter than me, kinda Mexican, kinda gay, kinda stocky. That sums him up pretty well. Oh, and he talks really fast and loud, and it was annoying as shit ( Read more... )