(Note: This will not be an actual Half Year Round Up, just me bullshitting ( Read more... )

It felt surreal watching the game last night. Maybe because all the people I watched the playoffs with were back in my room watching opening day. Maybe just because we were facing the Yankees again off the bat. Maybe because the ALCS was so goddamn emotional, I couldn't help but put that much emotion back into the game. I mean, it's important, ( Read more... )

The first time I saw Mitch Hedberg he was on the Late Show with David Letterman. I laughed so hard I nearly woke up everybody else in my house who was sleeping. He was the first comedian to really bring me into the world of stand up. Since then, I have found many other comics that I like, but he was the one that really got me interested in stand ( Read more... )

You know, it struck me today as I waited for my history lecture to begin, that "Aw, shit stains!" would be an incredibly funny exclamation. If somebody was actually looking at shit stains it would probably just be fucked up, but if someone dropped something and then yelled (note: I can totally see one of my friends doing this) it would be much ( Read more... )

Time is flying ( Read more... )

This semester has been going well. My classes aren't that stressful and are relatively interesting so that's a bonus and a much appreciated change from the Core madness ( Read more... )

Uhh, so vacation has been just about what I expected. We sit around and do nothing. It's been good times though. I'm sure we'll work in at least one ridiculous party at Devin's house before it's over ( Read more... )

Mr. James Peterson:

Nearly out of beer. Please purchase 6-12 pack of Labatt Blue with cash provided. For rendering this service, God will bless you and the fruit of your loins - yea, unto the seventh generation.

Sincerely your most esteemed and parched roommate:

Rob

The business plan is complete ( Read more... )

As I look out the window I see cheers and laughter, happiness all around me. The sun seems brighter, the coffee sweeter, the air richer. I leave my house, say hello to my neighbors and prepare to leave for work. Its going to be a long day. I love my job though, as does everyone else in my town. You see we all work at the same place. We all work ( Read more... )