females are sadistic by nature

Why is it that in the North Hennepin Community College library the vast majority of people who sit on their fucking cell phones on a computer are all black? Every time I am in the library there is at least one black person who carries on a lengthy cell phone coversation, IN THE FUCKING LIBRARY. What the fuck ( Read more... )

pan's labia-rinth was junk. at least that melty white guy didn't get her. oh wait, the movie would've been over if he had. stupid eyes in hands man get'er!

driving with a broken drivers side windshield wiper and non-snow tires in a front wheel drive car: not fun
driving on a 4-wheeler in the same conditions: pretty fun

3 consecutive weeks in a row with a new one rep max at bench pressing. currently at 180. and i didn't hurt my back doing it. and its easy to put on pants AND to take them off...

i just got a drunk dial from Thereasa Schollett. Very interesting..

i made 17,000+ dollars this year. thats alright. anyone who made more then that can feel free not to comment and tell me. (i'm looking at you mike miller)

bergie gets drunk fast. thats funny

Arthur is dead.

1. I've come to realize that my ex... Might not ever understand how I felt, and that its ok. I've come to realize that my ex doesn't have to be my enemy ( Read more... )