destructed... its a real word i swear

Dou-ya : (n.) the chinese word for beanstalk
i.e. - I wanna douya.

valectron: n. another name for a valence electron simply because valence electron takes longer to write because there are more letters in it.

botte: n. a small freckle on the bottom of ones foot predicting a happy marriage and good-looking children.

eh-poooey: the noise made when expelling chocolate chips out of ones mouth and nostrils

abzot: the thing in a vending machine that eats yur money but then spits it out and makes u go find a new one cus the first one wasnt good enough