Time for another installment of "What I learned last night ( Read more... )

"I'm taking you to the ice cream shop and finishing you off ( Read more... )

"I'm feeling warm ( Read more... )

Scott + alcohol + video camera = something that could only possibly be thought up by God himself or the guy who did "girls gone wild" and "girls gone wild 2:slightly less wild ( Read more... )

If ever a group of monkeys tell you to eat something, don't...that's called not giving in to peer pressure ( Read more... )

I don't care what you say...aqua teen hunger force is the next west wing ( Read more... )

It's been a shit long time since i've updated. So let's see what's new in my life ( Read more... )

Time to update this crazy little journal because a lot of people have wanted stories and it's hard to repeat it over and over again ( Read more... )

Just letting everyone know tonight was my first night of having alcohol and getting buzzed!!! I'm sure you're all very proud of me. That's all i can type. G'night everyone

Let's get this out in the open. Batman's emo. All black, broods around and beats up people that wronged him. Give him a guitar and you have the next big band. let's move on ( Read more... )