I wasn't drunk. I was riding my bike to work and this short man in a suit was looking the opposite way and just stepped off the curb right into me. I was going to yell at him because I hit a car after I hit him, but he wasn't moving, so I had to see if he was alive before I yelled. Then he spoke and he was obviously retarded so I felt bad. He even apologized for walking into me. How sweet.
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2. SCORE!
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