Last Saturday I went to see The Strangers. I figured that it would be alright because Liv Tyler was in it. I went with my dear friends Samm and Jodi. We all paid the price of one human soul to get our tickets. Nathan and Matt wer also going to the movie. Now IDing for rated R movies makes sense except for the fact that they only ID when you forget ( Read more... )

Soon there will be an update about how black people like to ruin movies.

Me and brittany went on a date today.

that is all.

I will never talk about the time brittany stuck her head in a spider web staring now.

I almost died eating a ultimate double whopper today. yes, I'm a fat ass. Now I shall go play nintendo.

watching fireworks and then driving around looking for crackheads is fun. especially when the crackheads are waiting for you to come.

My dream job is pwning noobs. The only this need to do all day is get up and eat a bowl of noob-o's and put on my blackbelt that I stole from chuck norris after I pwnd his bitch ass. My fist are made of steel so I can pretty much pwn every noob I come in contact with. One day I was walking down the street after I had just got done pwning my last ( Read more... )

Spring Break of 2006 was a great one indeed. There was adventure and mystery and the uniting of people against a mighty foe ( Read more... )

Long ago a mighty king created a legendary gaming system know as The Xbox 360. It had great power that could not be matched. Then a war broke out. It was there that The Xbox 360s great power was revealed. The attacking kingdom felt wrath of the king and The Mighty Xbox 360. They were destroyed. The King saw the full power of The Xbox 360. It ( Read more... )

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