long time no talk

[jimthelicker]

lets talk about masturbation. hmmm... where to begin

Comments

[zerodegrez]

*claps* baravo!!

complete work of art. gota keep this message short though, I need to go shave my palms. The hair is starting to clog up the keyboard.

you forgot

[arrestthisman]

man-handling the man-child, flirting with disaster, cleaning the pipes, shaking hands with the little bishop in a turtleneck, charming the one-eyed snake...

Re: you forgot

[arrestthisman]

Also, for girls, there is double-clicking the mouse, diddling the dai dai, pushing the red button, stroking the clam, taming the beaver, et cetera. And to suggest some advice for the ladies: KY jelly is your friend.

I love you man...

[gypsyscot]

I seriously wish I had read something like this when I was 11.....
You are a wee southren god....

[mommyofjasmine]

Hey hun! Do you remember me??? My old LJ was mommyofjazzy. Now it's mommyofjasmine. Add me if you remember me, and let me know, so I can do the same!!! :)