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[jinkins87]

I felt like writing about it again anyway, seeing as how there's not much else for me to do. I realize she loves Devin and while she may have feelings for me, I can't date a girl who loves another man, as much as it pains me to end it

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[murasakisaru]

Warcraft is your true love now.

But seriously, don't worry dude. Everything is cool. I've gone through a great deal of heartbreak in my short time, and I know that it passes. Always does. So relax, feel sad as long as its healthy, and just let things that don't need worrying about alone. I've found that once it's over, it's usually easier to deal with than that shitty limbo stage.

Oh, and I'll let you in on a little secret that always helps me feel better after a big breakup. What you do is you stay up really late, take a huge dump, and watch informercials till you fall asleep with the tv on. Taking a large shit makes the body feel great, and watching informercials reminds you that no matter how bad you've got it, some schmuck with a way worse life than you is watching the same thing.

So there's always that.

[jinkins87]

what about her? she dumped me for ...who was it? that douche robert macy.

nooooooo charizard why did i trade you

[hyperbole]

ohhhhhh dude, don't worry about good ol' robert macy, i saw him like two weeks ago. i guess his parents kicked him out of the house because he was smoking too much pot or something. i can believe it. ANYWAY, ok, he was hanging out outside am/pm, and he asked me to buy him some cigarettes. i was like "alright, but you need to give me the money for 'em." then i was like "hang on i have to go get my id out of the car". long story short, i owe robert macy 5 bucks.

Re: nooooooo charizard why did i trade you

[murasakisaru]

hahahaha

[bojangles22]

He's goanna pull a Matt and skip school on Monday. Just like he did on friday. Either that or he'll OD on sudaphed. I know I would.

-Fluff it up.

[jinkins87]

sudafed

[jinkins87]

pseudoephedrine hydrochloride

[bojangles22]

don't give me any ideas.

-Fluff it up.

[octopodpie]

I feel so silly, I didn't know I meant that much to you.

[jinkins87]

believe it, sister

[jinkins87]

quite frankly, i didnt know you meant that much to me either!

[bojangles22]

i knew it all along. There's no other explanation why you would rather hang out with her than play gunbound with me. Logical explanation.

[hyperbole]

hit the dirt running and never look back.