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Smart Paladin
51% Combativeness, 30% Sneakiness, 64% Intellect, 63% Spirituality Valorous! Noble! Or possibly just a self-righteous jerk (but with the brains to keep you alive!)... You are a Smart Paladin!
Paladins are holy warriors. They are valorous defenders of the light ( Read more... ) -
Attention 49ers Staff:
You're cut.
Except Ulbrich, Parrish, Young, Smith, and Lloyd.
Better luck next year. -
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You should have been there
John (my brother): Hey mom, listen to this. (holds up ear buds with rap music playing). Do you know this?
Mom: No, who is this?
John: 50 Cent.
Mom: I don't know who fifty cents is.
John: He got shot nine times and lived.
Mom: Well, they should have gone for ten. -
A Conan joke from a while ago
"It's reported that Drew Barrymore said she will get in to directing once her boobs start to sag. Yeah, incidentlly, that's the same reason Michael Moore got in to directing." -
Let's get to know each other
I found a website that shows the "faces of WoW." Mine's not up yet, but how can I compete?
http://www.facesofwow.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=search&cat=0&pos=0 -
Here we go again
Terrorist attack in London. Guess who did it? One of my favorite sayings: Not all Muslims are terrorists, but all (or nearly all) terrorists are Muslims ( Read more... ) -
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Tonight I learned that if you slice the end of your finger off while cutting bread, you get to leave work early.
P.S. It's pretty sick though, and I'm kinda squeamish. Best I just stay at work and let the girls cut the bread. -
Another haiku for a breif post
Employment is strange
Everybody wants a job
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The big Russian bear
Dances on the midnight star
Da, Nyet, Da, pivo