"YOU SHOULD DONATE YOUR HAIR!!! MAHHHHHH!!"

[jinxvirus]

... yeah, and you should mind your own fucking business, lady

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[haunted_spark]

look maybe it's just peoples way of telling you to trim your bush

i'm just sayin

[jinxvirus]

*facepalm*

[larryv]

"You should donate your hair to locks for love!"
"You should donate your opinion to shut the fuck up"

Another option could be to engage them in conversation and pretend you have NO idea what Lock For love is. See how long you can get it to last. Keep getting confused and ask them why kids with cancer would need to lock things up? Or why they need lox?

[jinxvirus]

I really like that idea. Of course every time I hear the word "Cancer" I always think of the only SuperJail episode i've ever seen but i've seen it 5 times. The kid with cancer and they keep calling her (s-an-ser) thinking it's her name. Then she dies.

[larryv]

You know, I'm not even sure why they call it Locks For Love. Its not like cancer gives these kids more love or anything. They should call it Curls For Cancer.

[jinxvirus]

thats the thing.. they don't want to actually say the word "Cancer" because words scare people.

[elmo_iscariot]

Totally. Locks of Love is in the same "knee jerk undeserved mainstream approval" category as Mother Theresa.

What you _should_ do is hack off most of your hair for the sake of its health (like I'm one to talk...), and make it into a flogger. Your hair would be healthier, and you'd have the best personal toy ever.

"What's your flogger made out of?"
[deadpan] "Human."

[jinxvirus]

I WOULD definetely do something like that if I went bat shit crazy and cut it off. It may be healthier, but it is a part of me. Cutting off my hair is like cutting off a finger (then replacing it with a USB drive)
And I would LOVE to make a flogger out of my own hair, as creepy as that might sound, but who says I don't do that now with my hair attatched? :)

[lizzyfur]

you should donate your teeth to vaginas without teeth.

[jinxvirus]

I'm working on it.. For the love of god, i'm trying.

[kurgan_lyonesse]

next time do what i do, grab scissors and tell them you'll start by donating their hair and to "turn around so i don't cut you like the last one" then tell them "i hear if you poke out an eye and donate that they use it to make a glass one for blind kids. now where did i put that spoon.." i'm all for forcibly donating others body parts. if anything you should donate your clothes to charity so we can watch you walk around nekkid.

[jinxvirus]

okay :)

[kurgan_lyonesse]

to which part(please be the nekkid part please be the nekkid part) :)

[jinxvirus]

okay :)