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I received an awesome gift from mywhitenoise. TY BB I could use those negz calz chocolates. :D

Ryan told me when I graduate next summer I can move in with him, since I'm already living with him for the summer and he really likes it. :)

So just so you all know

I AM ON TUMBLR MOST OF THE TIME

Which is why I'm never on here

Add me if you have tumblr, I'm a following whore.

jira-rd.tumblr.com

Fuck goddamn everything.

Because I'm an idiot, I weighed myself.
I'm 288.4 pounds, and apparently 33% water weight, 34% muscle mass, and 66% body fat. ...

Yeah. 66% of me is fat.

I am absolutely disgusting.

I escaped my eating disorder for almost two months ( Read more... )

My twelve year old sister just used the phrase "no homo" on her facebook status. WTF.

AGGGGHHHHHH

Someone was talking about their boyfriend stretching his Prince Albert to "00g CBRs"

As I don't know much about stretching out piercings, I googled "00g CBRs prince albert"

AAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD

I have one of those friends who the two of us have like, mind-meld or something, because we are having a conversation via facebook status comments in real time that is absolutely hilarious and I am dying of laughing.

Seriously, I am going to marry this girl. <3