你蛋疼不 - Chapter 5
Title: 你蛋疼不
Authors: atmest and daeseol
Genre: Crack, Romance, Fluff, AU
Focus Pairings: Sehun/Luhan, Suho/D.O.
Side Pairings: Baekhyun/Chanyeol, Kris/Tao, Chen/Xiumin, Kai/Lay, Kai/D.O.
Chapter Focus: Sehun/Luhan, Kris/Tao, Baekhyun/Chanyeol
Rating: PG-13
Summary: EXO in an alternative reality wherein they are students in the Philippines and they all go to the Big 4.
Note: Glossary still not updated (as usual)
( previous chapter )
Isang araw, our character Lu Han spends one Saturday afternoon in front of his laptop. He still isn't over the triple date a few weeks ago after the Ateneo-La Salle game. Everything flashes in his head again-his eyes, his face, his smile, his sexy tummy that appears whenever he shoots that ball and boom oh god so pasok to his heart talaga. Everything is so warm, so perfect, so gwapo.
"Oh Sehun..." Lu Han sighs. He can't wait for the next game. He wants to see Gwapo Chinito again. But since there's no reason whatsoever for them to meet again, his heart gets frustrated. So he decides to go online. Keeping his feels inside would hurt as much as not seeing Oh Sehun for a day, so rather vent out than explode.
He goes on Twitter and this is how it goes:
Wassup Babe @dragoninbed
nice game DLSU!
❤ AB style ❤ @huwagzitao
@dragoninbed nice game babe ;~)
❤ AB style ❤ @huwagzitao
@dragoninbed i have a surprise for you paguwi mo ;--------)
Wassup Babe @dragoninbed
@huwagzitao oh talaga? what kind of surprise? :^)
❤ AB style ❤ @huwagzitao
@dragoninbed basta~~~~ mint flavor okay? buy two boxes. >///<
lu han @morningdeer
meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
Wassup Babe @dragoninbed
@huwagzitao okay babe. pauwi na ako~ :)
❤ AB style ❤ @huwagzitao
@dragoninbed i'm waiting ;~)
lu han @morningdeer
the spaces between your fingers were created so i could fill them in :">
Wassup Babe @dragoninbed
@huwagzitao hihi can't wait, babe ;)
❤ AB style ❤ @huwagzitao
lu han ano peg mo
❤ AB style ❤ @huwagzitao
@dragoninbed hihi same here babe. ingat sa pag-drive.
lu han @morningdeer
oh it's raining
lu han @morningdeer
pag sinagip kita sa baha baka malunod ka din... sa pag mamahal ko
lu han @morningdeer
@huwagzitao nothing
❤ AB style ❤ @huwagzitao
@morningdeer do u even know what sinagip means?
lu han @morningdeer
@huwagzitao .......
lu han @morningdeer
@huwagzitao sabi ni yaya it's save daw
Wassup Babe @dragoninbed
@huwagzitao the rain just stopped here. ikaw mag-ingat. :)
❤ AB style ❤ @huwagzitao
lu han you ruin my mood. why so mushy is it because of...
lu han @morningdeer
@huwagzitao excuse me! hindi ah!!!
❤ AB style ❤ @huwagzitao
@dragoninbed it's okay babe :) i'm home na. it's cold. perfect night for us talaga. ;~)
lu han @morningdeer
i caught myself smiling for no reason. then i realized i was thinking about you~ <3
❤ AB style ❤ @huwagzitao
hmmmmmmm lu han hmmmm wait ka lang
lu han @morningdeer
you can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree. but the best way to fall is in love with me <3
Wassup Babe @dragoninbed
@huwagzitao hahaha malapit na ako. get ready ;)
lu han @morningdeer
@huwagzitao wait saan???
❤ AB style ❤ @huwagzitao
@dragoninbed omg babe ur so fast naman. >o< i'm always ready~
❤ AB style ❤ @huwagzitao
@morningdeer beks... i think i found his twitter ;-----------)
lu han @morningdeer
I don't care what they say, I'm loving you anyway~
lu han @morningdeer
wait
lu han @morningdeer
whAT ZITAO WAHT
lu han @morningdeer
OH MY GOOOOOOD??!?
lu han @morningdeer
OH MY GOD
lu han @morningdeer
JAHAHLDSJLAKJDAD ano beks ano
Wassup Babe @dragoninbed
i'm here na babe @huwagzitao
lu han @morningdeer
@huwagzitao HEY UR BOYFIE IS THERE NA PLS TELL ME THE U/N BEFORE DOING... your thing
Wassup Babe @dragoninbed
@morningdeer @huwagzitao u were paying attention to our convo?
lu han @morningdeer
@dragoninbed @huwagzitao i... didn't meant to. omg i am sorry ;;
Wassup Babe @dragoninbed
@morningdeer @huwagzitao it's... ok? and gusto mo ba I'll introduce u to him nalang?
❤ AB style ❤ @huwagzitao
@dragoninbed omg hey~~~
❤ AB style ❤ @huwagzitao
@dragoninbed @morningdeer lu han is pretty attentive if u must know he notices everything
lu han @morningdeer
@huwagzitao @dragoninbed no kaya!
❤ AB style ❤ @huwagzitao
@morningdeer @dragoninbed whatever lu
Wassup Babe @dragoninbed
@ohsehun bro, i'd like u to meet @morningdeer siya yung from earlier, si lu han?
lu han @morningdeer
OMG
lu han @morningdeer
wait delete tweets wAIT
❤ AB style ❤ @huwagzitao
there he goes..... babe let's go na? @dragoninbed
oh sehun @ohsehun
@dragoninbed Uh, hello @morningdeer?
Wassup Babe @dragoninbed
@ohsehun @morningdeer bro, you can untag me from this convo na
oh sehun @ohsehun
@dragoninbed @morningdeer Ah ok.
oh sehun @ohsehun
@morningdeer Hello Lu Han :)
lu han @morningdeer
@ohsehun hi!! i should've guessed this was ur u/n haha
oh sehun @ohsehun
@morningdeer Ha ha ang boring ba?
lu han @morningdeer
@ohsehun no no. haha. it's alright. not bad :)
oh sehun @ohsehun
@morningdeer Ha ha. I like it when you mention my name.
Lu Han flails a lot. He can't spazz on Twitter for obvious reasons so he grabs his phone and texts Tao.
To: Huang Zitao
From: Me
TAAAO!!! he said omg he said he likes it when i mention his name!!!
He waits for a reply but he realizes Tao and Yifan must be getting into it na and that his best friend won't bother texting him while doing their thing so he gives up and goes back to his keyboard.
lu han @morningdeer
@ohsehun haha why naman
oh sehun @ohsehun
@morningdeer I think you have a nice voice. My name sounds perfect if it's your boses e ha ha ha
Lu Han thinks, fuck it all.
To: Huang Zitao
From: Me
TAOZI HE SAID I HAVE A NICE VOICE PUTA HELP
To: Huang Zitao
From: Me
He says his name sounds perfect if it's my boses help that's so sweet ugh
To: Huang Zitao
From: Me
I think I can hear his voice in my head laughing the "ha ha ha"
To: Huang Zitao
From: Me
Pero ang awkward if you try imagining, no? Ha ha ha. ?????
To: Huang Zitao
From: Me
Pero so gwapo pa din huhuhu help
Seeing as Tao really won't be replying anytime soon, Lu Han brings his attention back to his Twitter. He thinks of a nice reply.
lu han @morningdeer
@ohsehun hindi naman ata /o\
oh sehun @ohsehun
@morningdeer Ha ha ha that thing you made is so cute. I can imagine you doing that.
lu han @morningdeer
adSDFBVsdgHDgfnDGHNGVFHJGJH
baekbaby's yeollie @yeolliepop
baek baek baek baek baby baby baby @baekimoan❤
lu han @morningdeer
@ohsehun ah i'm not cute /o\
oh sehun @ohsehun
@morningdeer Yeah you are :-)
lu han @morningdeer
...............
To: Huang Zitao
From: Me
ZITOA OGM SEHUN JUST :-)-ED ME
To: Huang Zitao
From: Me
I THINK HE THINKS I'M A LOSER OHMY GOD
To: Huang Zitao
From: Me
IT WAS A FUCKING :-) ANO YUN HE'S BEING SARCASTIC WITH ME??? IS THIS HOW LASALLIANS ARE????
While Lu Han bemoans his crisis to his preoccupied best friend, his timeline starts whizzing by.
yeollie's baekbaby @baekimoan
@yeolliepop heeeeeeeeey baby❤❤❤
baekbaby's yeollie @yeolliepop
@baekimoan the light in your eyes is what makes the beat in my heart.❤ i love you baekbaby~
yeollie's baekbaby @baekimoan
@yeolliepop your love is like a freshness that my soul loves to breathe in.❤❤ i love you more, yeolliepop~~
baekbaby's yeollie @yeolliepop
@baekimoan one stare from you makes me melt inside.❤❤❤ i love you most!
oh sehun @ohsehun
@yeolliepop @baekimoan Wow bro pwede ba kadiri na.
yeollie's baekbaby @baekimoan
@yeolliepop your love sings a thousand melodies dancing in my heart.❤❤❤❤❤❤ i love you more than most!!!!
lu han @morningdeer
aaaw chanyeol and baekhyun are so sweet >////<
baekbaby's yeollie @yeolliepop
@ohsehun @baekimoan pssssh pls sehun inggit ka lang. lu han's there oh. do the moves na!
baekbaby's yeollie @yeolliepop
@morningdeer hi lu han! thanks~ i really love my @baekimoan this much i hope we don't annoy you
lu han @morningdeer
@yeollipop @baekimoan oh no no no you guys are so sweet talaga. nakakatuwa kayo panuorin. ^O^
oh sehun @ohsehun
..............
lu han @morningdeer
@ohsehun hey are you alright?
yeollie's baekbaby @baekimoan
yikee sehun banat na kay lu han~~~ ^///^
lu han @morningdeer
@baekimoan ano ba hahahahahahaha
oh sehun @ohsehun
@baekimoan Wait I'm thinking of one ha ha ha.
oh sehun @ohsehun
@morningdeer Yeah I am don't worry. Although I think kailangan ko na magpa-check up.
lu han @morningdeer
GUYS what is happening waylt /o\
lu han @morningdeer
@ohsehun omg why naman :((
oh sehun @ohsehun
@morningdeer May nararamdaman na ata ako sayo. Ha ha ha
yeollie's baekbaby @baekimoan
................................
baekbaby's yeollie @yeolliepop
#BOOM
yeollie's baekbaby @baekimoan
@ohsehun @morningdeer that is the corniest thing ever who did you even get that from hahaha
baekbaby's yeollie @yeolliepop
@baekimoan @ohsehun @morningdeer #medyonakakainis HAHAHAHA
Meanwhile, Lu Han is currently grappling for his phone, fingers shaking as he texts his supposed Sehun Support Group.
To: Huang Zitao
From: Me
HUANG ZITAO I THINK I SAVED THE UNIVERSE IN MY PAST LIFE
To: Huang Zitao
From: Me
KASI OH SEHUN JUST MADE A BANAT SA AKIN AND HELP ANG LAME BUT SO KILIG????
To: Huang Zitao
From: Me
He added "Ha ha ha" na naman peRO IT'S OK KASI IT'S OH SEHUN AND OH MY GOD?
Lu Han gasps though when his phone miraculously vibrates and he sees a reply from Tao. He smiles. I'm glad Tao understands my feels. He quickly opens the message and reads.
To: Me
From: Huang Zitao
CAN U PLS STOP TEXTING NAKAKAISTORBO KA
Lu Han's phone nearly slips off his grip. His mouth is slightly parted in shock. It doesn't take a long time however when there is another buzz that comes from his phone, and he reads the message.
To: Me
From: Huang Zitao
and yifan said sehun doesn't know how to use emoticons kaya pwede ba stop being melodramatic. don't reply. don't text again. goodnight.
Lu Han nearly cries because how can his best friend do this to him? No. Why? His only Sehun Support Group member just bitchslapped him.
lu han @morningdeer
you are so mean :(( @huwagzitao
oh sehun @ohsehun
@morningdeer Is there something wrong?
lu han @morningdeer
@ohsehun nothing. best friend stuff. i'm okay. :")
oh sehun @ohsehun
@morningdeer Are you sure? I don't want you to be sad e. :-(
Lu Han feels the little grasp he has on sanity slip away.
lu han @morningdeer
@ohsehun i'm sure!!! ahh you're so mabait /o\
oh sehun @ohsehun
@morningdeer Ha ha ha. Not really. But if you say so, how about I continue being mabait and treat you out? Para hindi ka na sad. Ha ha ha.
yeollie's baekbaby @baekimoan
OMG >O<
baekbaby's yeollie @yeolliepop
#DAMOVES
yeollie's baekbaby @baekimoan
@ohsehun @morningdeer omg guys @yeollipop and i wish you all the best <3333
oh sehun @ohsehun
@baekimoan @morningdeer @yeolliepop He hasn't even said yes ha ha ha.
baekbaby's yeollie @yeolliepop
@ohsehun @baekimoan @morningdeer yes na yan!!! right, lu han?
lu han @morningdeer
@ohsehun omg i.... hahaha i think i'm okay with that?
oh sehun @ohsehun
@morningdeer When are you free? Para I can pick you up :-)
yeollie's baekbaby @baekimoan
OMG YEOLLIPOP!!! @yeollipop they are so cute omg >///<
lu han @morningdeer
/o\
lu han @morningdeer
@ohsehun i'm free naman tomorrow. hahahahaha. ^^
oh sehun @ohsehun
@morningdeer Is it alright if I ask for your number?
baekbaby's yeollie @yeolliepop
@baekimoan you know, sehun's always been the fastest sa amin ni kris. bilis ng damoves wow.
lu han @morningdeer
@ohsehun sure. >< i will dm
oh sehun @ohsehun
@morningdeer Thank you :-) I'll text you nalang ha. Good night. :-)
lu han @morningdeer
@ohsehun ah goodnight din. o/
As soon as Lu Han closes his laptop, he throws himself to his bed and rolls, muffling his squeals on a pillow. A date with Gwapo Chinito 12 Oh Sehun. Jesus. God bless the world.
Lu Han wakes up earlier than the usual time he does because he is obviously too excited for his date today. He opens his laptop since there's nothing to do at a very early morning. He goes to Twitter and sees his online friend, Yixing, spazzing over a new DBSK fic.
yixing @ikawnimais
oh my goooood this fic this fic T______T
yixing @ikawnimais
FKAHKFDAL FUCKN KILIG FAK
yixing @ikawnimais
SHIT UGH THAT WAS HOT OMF YUNJAE PLS OMFG
lu han @morningdeer
@ikawnimais hoy ang aga-aga yunjae porn agad!
lu han @morningdeer
@ikawnimais linK!!!
yixing @ikawnimais
@morningdeer hey lu han! lol it's the one you linked me the other night. SHET ANG KILIG AT HOT. THE PORN. omfg yunjae O<-<
lu han @morningdeer
@ikawnimais omg it wasn't just fucking right? it was making love ;;;;;;;;
yixing @ikawnimais
@morningdeer TRUE TRUE! omg i wish i could find my yunho soon na. i will be his jaejoong i swear. this fic's au tho a. not real life.
lu han @morningdeer
@ikawnimais ikr but don't worry. our own yunho is out there. all we need to do is find them ;^;
lu han @morningdeer
@ikawnimais pero speaking of finding, i think??? i've found????? mine???????
yixing @ikawnimais
@morningdeer o????m?????g??????? kwento!!!!
lu han @morningdeer
@ikawnimais ahhhhhh next time nalang!!! after the meet-up next saturday, you want?? i have a date today e >/////<
yixing @ikawnimais
@morningdeer oh my goddddddd you have a daTE WITH YOUR YUNHO TODAY??? WHY ARE YOU EVEN TALKING TO ME RN
yixing @ikawnimais
@morningdeer GO GET READY NA
lu han @morningdeer
@ikawnimais hahaha yeeah >O< alright will get ready na. haha be back later!!!
oh sehun @ohsehun
Just woke up. It's a beautiful @morningdeer ha ha ha
lu han @morningdeer
OMFG AJHJDALKJDLKJFKAHLKD
( next chapter )
Notes:
1. Hehe. New style. XD
2. Don't forget the hashtag #Big4AU!!! Enjoy!
Authors: atmest and daeseol
Genre: Crack, Romance, Fluff, AU
Focus Pairings: Sehun/Luhan, Suho/D.O.
Side Pairings: Baekhyun/Chanyeol, Kris/Tao, Chen/Xiumin, Kai/Lay, Kai/D.O.
Chapter Focus: Sehun/Luhan, Kris/Tao, Baekhyun/Chanyeol
Rating: PG-13
Summary: EXO in an alternative reality wherein they are students in the Philippines and they all go to the Big 4.
Note: Glossary still not updated (as usual)
( previous chapter )
Isang araw, our character Lu Han spends one Saturday afternoon in front of his laptop. He still isn't over the triple date a few weeks ago after the Ateneo-La Salle game. Everything flashes in his head again-his eyes, his face, his smile, his sexy tummy that appears whenever he shoots that ball and boom oh god so pasok to his heart talaga. Everything is so warm, so perfect, so gwapo.
"Oh Sehun..." Lu Han sighs. He can't wait for the next game. He wants to see Gwapo Chinito again. But since there's no reason whatsoever for them to meet again, his heart gets frustrated. So he decides to go online. Keeping his feels inside would hurt as much as not seeing Oh Sehun for a day, so rather vent out than explode.
He goes on Twitter and this is how it goes:
Wassup Babe @dragoninbed
nice game DLSU!
❤ AB style ❤ @huwagzitao
@dragoninbed nice game babe ;~)
❤ AB style ❤ @huwagzitao
@dragoninbed i have a surprise for you paguwi mo ;--------)
Wassup Babe @dragoninbed
@huwagzitao oh talaga? what kind of surprise? :^)
❤ AB style ❤ @huwagzitao
@dragoninbed basta~~~~ mint flavor okay? buy two boxes. >///<
lu han @morningdeer
meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
Wassup Babe @dragoninbed
@huwagzitao okay babe. pauwi na ako~ :)
❤ AB style ❤ @huwagzitao
@dragoninbed i'm waiting ;~)
lu han @morningdeer
the spaces between your fingers were created so i could fill them in :">
Wassup Babe @dragoninbed
@huwagzitao hihi can't wait, babe ;)
❤ AB style ❤ @huwagzitao
lu han ano peg mo
❤ AB style ❤ @huwagzitao
@dragoninbed hihi same here babe. ingat sa pag-drive.
lu han @morningdeer
oh it's raining
lu han @morningdeer
pag sinagip kita sa baha baka malunod ka din... sa pag mamahal ko
lu han @morningdeer
@huwagzitao nothing
❤ AB style ❤ @huwagzitao
@morningdeer do u even know what sinagip means?
lu han @morningdeer
@huwagzitao .......
lu han @morningdeer
@huwagzitao sabi ni yaya it's save daw
Wassup Babe @dragoninbed
@huwagzitao the rain just stopped here. ikaw mag-ingat. :)
❤ AB style ❤ @huwagzitao
lu han you ruin my mood. why so mushy is it because of...
lu han @morningdeer
@huwagzitao excuse me! hindi ah!!!
❤ AB style ❤ @huwagzitao
@dragoninbed it's okay babe :) i'm home na. it's cold. perfect night for us talaga. ;~)
lu han @morningdeer
i caught myself smiling for no reason. then i realized i was thinking about you~ <3
❤ AB style ❤ @huwagzitao
hmmmmmmm lu han hmmmm wait ka lang
lu han @morningdeer
you can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree. but the best way to fall is in love with me <3
Wassup Babe @dragoninbed
@huwagzitao hahaha malapit na ako. get ready ;)
lu han @morningdeer
@huwagzitao wait saan???
❤ AB style ❤ @huwagzitao
@dragoninbed omg babe ur so fast naman. >o< i'm always ready~
❤ AB style ❤ @huwagzitao
@morningdeer beks... i think i found his twitter ;-----------)
lu han @morningdeer
I don't care what they say, I'm loving you anyway~
lu han @morningdeer
wait
lu han @morningdeer
whAT ZITAO WAHT
lu han @morningdeer
OH MY GOOOOOOD??!?
lu han @morningdeer
OH MY GOD
lu han @morningdeer
JAHAHLDSJLAKJDAD ano beks ano
Wassup Babe @dragoninbed
i'm here na babe @huwagzitao
lu han @morningdeer
@huwagzitao HEY UR BOYFIE IS THERE NA PLS TELL ME THE U/N BEFORE DOING... your thing
Wassup Babe @dragoninbed
@morningdeer @huwagzitao u were paying attention to our convo?
lu han @morningdeer
@dragoninbed @huwagzitao i... didn't meant to. omg i am sorry ;;
Wassup Babe @dragoninbed
@morningdeer @huwagzitao it's... ok? and gusto mo ba I'll introduce u to him nalang?
❤ AB style ❤ @huwagzitao
@dragoninbed omg hey~~~
❤ AB style ❤ @huwagzitao
@dragoninbed @morningdeer lu han is pretty attentive if u must know he notices everything
lu han @morningdeer
@huwagzitao @dragoninbed no kaya!
❤ AB style ❤ @huwagzitao
@morningdeer @dragoninbed whatever lu
Wassup Babe @dragoninbed
@ohsehun bro, i'd like u to meet @morningdeer siya yung from earlier, si lu han?
lu han @morningdeer
OMG
lu han @morningdeer
wait delete tweets wAIT
❤ AB style ❤ @huwagzitao
there he goes..... babe let's go na? @dragoninbed
oh sehun @ohsehun
@dragoninbed Uh, hello @morningdeer?
Wassup Babe @dragoninbed
@ohsehun @morningdeer bro, you can untag me from this convo na
oh sehun @ohsehun
@dragoninbed @morningdeer Ah ok.
oh sehun @ohsehun
@morningdeer Hello Lu Han :)
lu han @morningdeer
@ohsehun hi!! i should've guessed this was ur u/n haha
oh sehun @ohsehun
@morningdeer Ha ha ang boring ba?
lu han @morningdeer
@ohsehun no no. haha. it's alright. not bad :)
oh sehun @ohsehun
@morningdeer Ha ha. I like it when you mention my name.
Lu Han flails a lot. He can't spazz on Twitter for obvious reasons so he grabs his phone and texts Tao.
To: Huang Zitao
From: Me
TAAAO!!! he said omg he said he likes it when i mention his name!!!
He waits for a reply but he realizes Tao and Yifan must be getting into it na and that his best friend won't bother texting him while doing their thing so he gives up and goes back to his keyboard.
lu han @morningdeer
@ohsehun haha why naman
oh sehun @ohsehun
@morningdeer I think you have a nice voice. My name sounds perfect if it's your boses e ha ha ha
Lu Han thinks, fuck it all.
To: Huang Zitao
From: Me
TAOZI HE SAID I HAVE A NICE VOICE PUTA HELP
To: Huang Zitao
From: Me
He says his name sounds perfect if it's my boses help that's so sweet ugh
To: Huang Zitao
From: Me
I think I can hear his voice in my head laughing the "ha ha ha"
To: Huang Zitao
From: Me
Pero ang awkward if you try imagining, no? Ha ha ha. ?????
To: Huang Zitao
From: Me
Pero so gwapo pa din huhuhu help
Seeing as Tao really won't be replying anytime soon, Lu Han brings his attention back to his Twitter. He thinks of a nice reply.
lu han @morningdeer
@ohsehun hindi naman ata /o\
oh sehun @ohsehun
@morningdeer Ha ha ha that thing you made is so cute. I can imagine you doing that.
lu han @morningdeer
adSDFBVsdgHDgfnDGHNGVFHJGJH
baekbaby's yeollie @yeolliepop
baek baek baek baek baby baby baby @baekimoan❤
lu han @morningdeer
@ohsehun ah i'm not cute /o\
oh sehun @ohsehun
@morningdeer Yeah you are :-)
lu han @morningdeer
...............
To: Huang Zitao
From: Me
ZITOA OGM SEHUN JUST :-)-ED ME
To: Huang Zitao
From: Me
I THINK HE THINKS I'M A LOSER OHMY GOD
To: Huang Zitao
From: Me
IT WAS A FUCKING :-) ANO YUN HE'S BEING SARCASTIC WITH ME??? IS THIS HOW LASALLIANS ARE????
While Lu Han bemoans his crisis to his preoccupied best friend, his timeline starts whizzing by.
yeollie's baekbaby @baekimoan
@yeolliepop heeeeeeeeey baby❤❤❤
baekbaby's yeollie @yeolliepop
@baekimoan the light in your eyes is what makes the beat in my heart.❤ i love you baekbaby~
yeollie's baekbaby @baekimoan
@yeolliepop your love is like a freshness that my soul loves to breathe in.❤❤ i love you more, yeolliepop~~
baekbaby's yeollie @yeolliepop
@baekimoan one stare from you makes me melt inside.❤❤❤ i love you most!
oh sehun @ohsehun
@yeolliepop @baekimoan Wow bro pwede ba kadiri na.
yeollie's baekbaby @baekimoan
@yeolliepop your love sings a thousand melodies dancing in my heart.❤❤❤❤❤❤ i love you more than most!!!!
lu han @morningdeer
aaaw chanyeol and baekhyun are so sweet >////<
baekbaby's yeollie @yeolliepop
@ohsehun @baekimoan pssssh pls sehun inggit ka lang. lu han's there oh. do the moves na!
baekbaby's yeollie @yeolliepop
@morningdeer hi lu han! thanks~ i really love my @baekimoan this much i hope we don't annoy you
lu han @morningdeer
@yeollipop @baekimoan oh no no no you guys are so sweet talaga. nakakatuwa kayo panuorin. ^O^
oh sehun @ohsehun
..............
lu han @morningdeer
@ohsehun hey are you alright?
yeollie's baekbaby @baekimoan
yikee sehun banat na kay lu han~~~ ^///^
lu han @morningdeer
@baekimoan ano ba hahahahahahaha
oh sehun @ohsehun
@baekimoan Wait I'm thinking of one ha ha ha.
oh sehun @ohsehun
@morningdeer Yeah I am don't worry. Although I think kailangan ko na magpa-check up.
lu han @morningdeer
GUYS what is happening waylt /o\
lu han @morningdeer
@ohsehun omg why naman :((
oh sehun @ohsehun
@morningdeer May nararamdaman na ata ako sayo. Ha ha ha
yeollie's baekbaby @baekimoan
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baekbaby's yeollie @yeolliepop
#BOOM
yeollie's baekbaby @baekimoan
@ohsehun @morningdeer that is the corniest thing ever who did you even get that from hahaha
baekbaby's yeollie @yeolliepop
@baekimoan @ohsehun @morningdeer #medyonakakainis HAHAHAHA
Meanwhile, Lu Han is currently grappling for his phone, fingers shaking as he texts his supposed Sehun Support Group.
To: Huang Zitao
From: Me
HUANG ZITAO I THINK I SAVED THE UNIVERSE IN MY PAST LIFE
To: Huang Zitao
From: Me
KASI OH SEHUN JUST MADE A BANAT SA AKIN AND HELP ANG LAME BUT SO KILIG????
To: Huang Zitao
From: Me
He added "Ha ha ha" na naman peRO IT'S OK KASI IT'S OH SEHUN AND OH MY GOD?
Lu Han gasps though when his phone miraculously vibrates and he sees a reply from Tao. He smiles. I'm glad Tao understands my feels. He quickly opens the message and reads.
To: Me
From: Huang Zitao
CAN U PLS STOP TEXTING NAKAKAISTORBO KA
Lu Han's phone nearly slips off his grip. His mouth is slightly parted in shock. It doesn't take a long time however when there is another buzz that comes from his phone, and he reads the message.
To: Me
From: Huang Zitao
and yifan said sehun doesn't know how to use emoticons kaya pwede ba stop being melodramatic. don't reply. don't text again. goodnight.
Lu Han nearly cries because how can his best friend do this to him? No. Why? His only Sehun Support Group member just bitchslapped him.
lu han @morningdeer
you are so mean :(( @huwagzitao
oh sehun @ohsehun
@morningdeer Is there something wrong?
lu han @morningdeer
@ohsehun nothing. best friend stuff. i'm okay. :")
oh sehun @ohsehun
@morningdeer Are you sure? I don't want you to be sad e. :-(
Lu Han feels the little grasp he has on sanity slip away.
lu han @morningdeer
@ohsehun i'm sure!!! ahh you're so mabait /o\
oh sehun @ohsehun
@morningdeer Ha ha ha. Not really. But if you say so, how about I continue being mabait and treat you out? Para hindi ka na sad. Ha ha ha.
yeollie's baekbaby @baekimoan
OMG >O<
baekbaby's yeollie @yeolliepop
#DAMOVES
yeollie's baekbaby @baekimoan
@ohsehun @morningdeer omg guys @yeollipop and i wish you all the best <3333
oh sehun @ohsehun
@baekimoan @morningdeer @yeolliepop He hasn't even said yes ha ha ha.
baekbaby's yeollie @yeolliepop
@ohsehun @baekimoan @morningdeer yes na yan!!! right, lu han?
lu han @morningdeer
@ohsehun omg i.... hahaha i think i'm okay with that?
oh sehun @ohsehun
@morningdeer When are you free? Para I can pick you up :-)
yeollie's baekbaby @baekimoan
OMG YEOLLIPOP!!! @yeollipop they are so cute omg >///<
lu han @morningdeer
/o\
lu han @morningdeer
@ohsehun i'm free naman tomorrow. hahahahaha. ^^
oh sehun @ohsehun
@morningdeer Is it alright if I ask for your number?
baekbaby's yeollie @yeolliepop
@baekimoan you know, sehun's always been the fastest sa amin ni kris. bilis ng damoves wow.
lu han @morningdeer
@ohsehun sure. >< i will dm
oh sehun @ohsehun
@morningdeer Thank you :-) I'll text you nalang ha. Good night. :-)
lu han @morningdeer
@ohsehun ah goodnight din. o/
As soon as Lu Han closes his laptop, he throws himself to his bed and rolls, muffling his squeals on a pillow. A date with Gwapo Chinito 12 Oh Sehun. Jesus. God bless the world.
Lu Han wakes up earlier than the usual time he does because he is obviously too excited for his date today. He opens his laptop since there's nothing to do at a very early morning. He goes to Twitter and sees his online friend, Yixing, spazzing over a new DBSK fic.
yixing @ikawnimais
oh my goooood this fic this fic T______T
yixing @ikawnimais
FKAHKFDAL FUCKN KILIG FAK
yixing @ikawnimais
SHIT UGH THAT WAS HOT OMF YUNJAE PLS OMFG
lu han @morningdeer
@ikawnimais hoy ang aga-aga yunjae porn agad!
lu han @morningdeer
@ikawnimais linK!!!
yixing @ikawnimais
@morningdeer hey lu han! lol it's the one you linked me the other night. SHET ANG KILIG AT HOT. THE PORN. omfg yunjae O<-<
lu han @morningdeer
@ikawnimais omg it wasn't just fucking right? it was making love ;;;;;;;;
yixing @ikawnimais
@morningdeer TRUE TRUE! omg i wish i could find my yunho soon na. i will be his jaejoong i swear. this fic's au tho a. not real life.
lu han @morningdeer
@ikawnimais ikr but don't worry. our own yunho is out there. all we need to do is find them ;^;
lu han @morningdeer
@ikawnimais pero speaking of finding, i think??? i've found????? mine???????
yixing @ikawnimais
@morningdeer o????m?????g??????? kwento!!!!
lu han @morningdeer
@ikawnimais ahhhhhh next time nalang!!! after the meet-up next saturday, you want?? i have a date today e >/////<
yixing @ikawnimais
@morningdeer oh my goddddddd you have a daTE WITH YOUR YUNHO TODAY??? WHY ARE YOU EVEN TALKING TO ME RN
yixing @ikawnimais
@morningdeer GO GET READY NA
lu han @morningdeer
@ikawnimais hahaha yeeah >O< alright will get ready na. haha be back later!!!
oh sehun @ohsehun
Just woke up. It's a beautiful @morningdeer ha ha ha
lu han @morningdeer
OMFG AJHJDALKJDLKJFKAHLKD
( next chapter )
Notes:
1. Hehe. New style. XD
2. Don't forget the hashtag #Big4AU!!! Enjoy!