so last night while "auditioning" new bartenders i got wasted. whoops!

i'm pretty much the most impressive person ever today. despite drinking shitloads of wine last night i managed to take a shower, do my dishes, and fix myself a sandwich for lunch before going to work. that brings my weekly shower total (since sunday) to 3. which is a respectable amount. in fact on wednesday my boss wiggo told me that i seemed ( Read more... )

so apparently paris hilton has herpes. i could not be less surprised. it all fits in with that picture from december of her fucking digging in her cooch at the beach. my favorite part of the article is that her rep doesn't even bother to deny the claims that she has an "alcohol problem", "shady associates", or "erratic behavior". Leave a comment  1 

my roomate molly just met me for lunch and told me that she and her boyfriend (another one of my roomates) are moving out and into a new place together tomorrow.

I am searching for a companion to travel back in time. I posted this ad several times before. I would prefer a young 20 something female companion. MUST be attractive. PREFER you be somewhat able to understand the concepts of the sciences, but as long as your attractive it's okay to be dumb. MUST be able to hold a conversation and carry own weight ( Read more... )

this morning i was half an hour late for work because of metro delays. just on the red line. and only in the direction i was going. in the thirty minutes i stood there waiting for a single glenmont train to come there were at least six trains "special" trains going the other way. i don't know what kind of destination "special" is but i wanted a ( Read more... )

yesterday i had to work from 8am till 7pm and today i got in at 6am and while in theory i'm off at 7pm again i have a horrible feeling that they're going to ask me to stay until midnight. poor, poor jessa. at least they're catering food for us all day i suppose.

i finally booked a flight to go up to boston from february 17th till the 21st. so now my empty promises of visiting aren't quite so empty anymore now. also kelly and alyssa have promised me a jessaparty. which is pretty much the best party theme that i can possibly imagine.

apparently one of my roomates is moving out at the end of the month. this decision affects me in that now i have to meet people who want to move in. this is a slight annoyance that i would prefer not to have to deal with. the problem is that the only roomate whose judgement i trust is also the roomate who i trust least not to flake out on ( Read more... )

so last night my friend came over for dinner and by "for dinner" i obviously mean "to drink 3 bottles of wine". after she left i decided to watch the rose bowl with my roomates. the last thing i remember is yelling at them everytime texas did something good. then i woke up at 6am on my couch in my icebox of a living room freezing my ass off with ( Read more... )