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this one is about celebrity gossip. and shamefully shows off what i spend every day doing.

I made a Quiz for you!

Take my Quiz! and then Check out the Scoreboard!

last night i was sitting in my room when my roomate rene called me drunk. the conversation went much like this ( Read more... )

when you steal from the public you steal from me. personally. in the form of my lunch hour.

1. i have a secret hatred for nothing. none of my hatreds are secret. they're actually all compiled in various lists and passed around to others when i'm drunk ( Read more... )

this is a fact i am reminded of every time a read a dc gossip paper or ride the metro.

i wish i worked for E!. that would be so much cooler than MSNBC. i mean like when people find our number and call in to bitch about something i would have actual opinions. instead of saying things like "well it's a tradgedy no matter how you look at it" when asked about our hurricane coverage i could be saying things like "i completely agree! ( Read more... )

my coworker just brought me a plate of steak, mushrooms, and salad. i don't know where it came from or why it became mine but i am so happy about it. mmmmmmmm. it makes up for working through lunch. also others have hinted that i may be able to get off an hour early.

so last night i met the most tragic woman ever at a bar. i first noticed her tight "flirt" tank top stretched accross her thirty year old chest and a glaring tongue ring in her ancient mouth. upon closer inspection her drunken desperation coupled with a poorly concealed wedding ring became clear. clearly i had to capitalize on this situation and ( Read more... )

i made my own pate from scratch and molded it into cookie cutter shapes for a dinner party i'm helping out with. it's fabulous. i'm using my homemaking skills to make others feel inferior.