Is that yours? Sorry, it looked like my penis.

[jizzy_j]

Here's some good advice for any Cadberry Egg/Lava Lamp/person. Always consider yourself exactly as anyone (friend, aquaintence, or even hunting buddy) else would describe you. And look, if that sentence didnt make sense, I dont need. WAHA! Get it? See, if I just followed that advice then I would be lucky enough to look in the mirror and see a

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[of_isolation]

we hung out, and i haven't called you since. i seriously feel like i knocked you up and left you with the baby.