Getting to Know You Post

[outoftime]

GETTING TO KNOW YOU

Get to know each other!

Roles in this game

Comments

[queer_theory]

Um... hi?

[afrocurl]

Ugh, cheerleaders.

Daria

[queer_theory]

What's wrong with cheerleaders?

- Mason

[afrocurl]

I hate them. Too much pep.

Daria

[lavendergaia]

[afrocurl]

Do we need more reality tv? Isn't Sick Sad World enough?

Daria

[lavendergaia]

Don't you want to see people with two digit IQs fuck on television and say it's for true love?

Plus, I need to get paid.

-Rachel

[afrocurl]

No. Never. I think if I wanted to see idiots, I'd just look at my sister.

Daria

[haruechan]

I don't know where this is, but I imagine Gandalf has something to do with it. Again. So, off to another adventure it seems.

[philstar22]

What, exactly, are you? You are a little short, and your feet are a little hairy, for you to be a man. I don't think I've ever seen someone quite like you.

-Mairon

[haruechan]

[philstar22]

Hmmm. I've not heard of you before. I will have to remember about the Shire. And I've found that many people enjoy giving rude nicknames to things they do not understand. They call me Sauron. Abhorred? Why would anyone abhor me? I'm Mairon the admirable thank you very much.

-Mairon

[philstar22]

I am Mairon. Lieutenant of Melkor the Lord of Arda, and most attractive being in all of Arda. Feel free to admire or worship me. I accept any shiny things as gifts.

I am sure you have all heard of me. Perhaps by one of the names my enemies call me. I am also know as Sauron or Gorthaur.

I enjoy crafting in the forge, commanding our soldiers in my Master's name, and accepting the admiration of all. Even my enemies have to admit I'm impressive.

[afrocurl]

Is that like something from a Lord of the Rings? I don't think I've ever wanted to talk to Sauron, so I'm going to go now.

Daria

[philstar22]

Well, I am a Lord. And I do like rings a lot. I've actually thought about making some with powers. I'm glad you've heard of me. Fear is just as good as worship.

-Mairon

[afrocurl]

and that is why I'm going to stay far far away.

Daria

[crucified]

Well hello there! I'm Annie Wilkes, and I just love Paul Sheldon! I'm his number one fan! When I'm not reading the latest Paul Sheldon novels, I'm usually working on my farm. I also have some training as a nurse.

[philstar22]

Hello there. I'm Mairon. Who is this Paul Sheldon? Whoever he is, I can bet he is not as attractive as I am. Feel free to worship me instead. I've never written a novel, though I am quite good at singing. And I've learned a healing spell or two over the years.

-Mairon

[crucified]

You don't know who Paul Sheldon is?! But he's the greatest romance novelist of our times!

- Annie

[philstar22]

No, but I am not from around here. In my home most romances are written about in song. I find them rather boring. Give me songs about death and destruction and myself.

-Mairon