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Gerard Way's Vampire Detective Agency series
Gerard Way's (Vampire) Detective Agency - Frank/Gerard, implied Pete/Mikey.
Pete, in Decaydance Mansion, with a yarrow stake. Frank and Gerard, in the greenhouse, with a plant of questionable origin. Bob, everywhere you look, with a gang of assassins for justice. Vampires, valets, pamphlets, haunted furniture, dub-thrall, disembodied voices, zombie couriers, and sinister rituals.
Podfic by
pandarus
The Detective's Secret and the Mystery of the Dancing Flowers - Frank/Gerard, with minor instances of Bob/Ray, Brendon/Spencer, implied Pete/Mikey/Alicia
Wanted: Replacement Valet for high profile Midnighter household. Must have excellent references, believable reason for leaving former place of employment, all Clan paperwork in order. Experience in filing, housekeeping, carriage driving, men's grooming, bookkeeping, scheduling. Highly desirable skills include: basic gardening, Daylighter legal practices, first-aid, hand-to-hand combat. Please contact Frank Iero for more information.
Podfic by
pennyplainknits
Your Neighbors in Apartment 27 B, Transitional Zone 12 - Ray/Bob
"It's just this smell, it's driving me crazy," Ray says.
Podfic by
pennyplainknits
Outtake #1:The Midnighter's Baking Companion
Podfic by
pennyplainknits
Outtake #2: Fifth Grand Sorcerer of the Ancient Order of Magic
Outtake # 3: The Governor's Desk
Spin the Wheel of the Year (Close Your Eyes and Point) - Mikey/Pete
"And I'd never be stupid enough to put out a contract with an anonymity clause. If I were going to kill Pete Wentz, I'd do it myself," Gerard says, with such conviction that Frank believes him completely. "And if he'd turned Mikey, I would have."
Podfic by
pennyplainknits
Killjoys
Born to Motorbabies - Frank/Gerard
Here's the thing with having a crush on a mysterious DJ; it's kind of an inconvenient place to hang your affections.
Podfic by
greedy_dancer
Workplace Appropriate Attire - Party Poison/Korse
Korse is a creepy boyfriend.
Nothing to Confess - Pete/Patrick
The truth is, he’s imagined a hundred futures playing out in front of him, and all of them have had Patrick, here with him, in his motorcycle gang, in the desert, a whispered name away.
Ghost Frank
The Old Straight Track - Frank/Gerard
Death is weird, Frank thinks, though he suspects this is not the way it's really supposed to go.
Living With Ghosts - Frank/Gerard, implied Pete/Mikey and past Gerard/Brian
"Listen, can we talk home renovation later?" Frank says, "I want to know why the kitchen floor has a secret layer of hand-carved occult symbols."
Other Lives And Dimensions - Frank/Gerard
Here, when I say I never want to be without you,
somewhere else I am saying
I never want to be without you again.
Standalones
Only Going One Way - Frank/Gerard
Crossover with due South. Constable Gerard Way of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police and Detective Frank Iero of the Chicago PD team up find Mikey Way in a city where bowling alley score cards hide secret codes, where the good guys are either lying or undercover (and sometimes lying about being undercover), and where criminal bakers make drug-laced frosting.
Not a Costume, Gerard + Lady Gaga
Heard Melodies - Pete/Mikey, Summer of Like
Heard melodies are sweet.
Love: The Package Deal - Frank/Gerard/Lindsey
Gerard gets a special kind of amnesia. Frank gets to reexamine his idea of acceptable relationship structures. Lots of people fail to communicate effectively, but they all sure remember how to kiss.
This is a Public Announcement (And You're the Only One Who Knows)
Brendon thinks coming out doesn't make any sense, because you can't just do it once. You have to tell everyone you meet, forever.
random Gerard/Patrick
Buy Handmade - Frank/Gerard
He knows something else is going to happen; his life isn't always going to be this. He just doesn't know what has to happen for that change to come, for him to wake up and become an artist with an Etsy page and a home studio, and to never have to see a cubicle again.
Buy Handmade outtake
Gerard Way is a terrible shoveler
Skydiving For Former Band Managers - Brian/OMC
The shape of his life has always been a boomerang; he’s always traveling away from what he left until the very moment he’s traveling back towards it.
The Beer Belly Effect - Frank/James Dewees
Written for the prompt "Frank Iero/James Dewees - Leathermouth/Reggie tour, beer guts and sweat and hair."
Space Looks A Lot Like New Jersey - Frank/Gerard
A ship's captain has a lonely job, but sometimes that's because he's chased everyone else away.
Podfic by
pennyplainknits
By Now I'm Sure You Know - Frank/Gerard
While on the World Contamination Tour, Frank watches Gerard pop the balloons during Planetary. He never realized he had a knife kink until he saw the very competent way Gerard handles the knife.
Podfic by
argentumlupine
Harry Potter
Remus/Sirius
Boy Talk
Trying to Get Back In
Still Be On My Feet
It Was Almost Fine
What You Wanted From This Life
Your Hair Was Long When We First Met
Home Is A Feeling
Moody/Tonks
Apples Bruise Just Like We Do
Something to Talk About
The Things We Do
True Face
Other Ficlets
Mares
untitled Kingsley ficlet
Reykjavik
untitled Snape and Draco, post-HBP
untitled Remus, after he runs loose in PoA
Defensive War
The Only One He Ever Feared
Inattention - McGonagall/Hermione (locked)
Wizards on the Bus
A Proper Hairstyle
Aunt Bella
Woman Eater (locked)
I'm Not Afraid - Remus/Hermione
Four Ways to Be Guilty (Even If You Didn’t Commit the Crime)
Crossovers
In Arms So Dear - Remus/Sirius, crossover with The Brothers Lionheart.
On This Short Day of Frost and Sun- Remus/Bran, implied Remus/Sirius and Will/Bran, crossover with The Darkness Is Rising
Babylon 5
The Hour Is Near - Lyta Alexander/Susan Ivanova, set during Hour of the Wolf
Fire Magic - Ivanova/Delenn, set during Hour of the Wolf
John/Delenn randomness - two scenes that never happened but seemed like they did
Battlestar Galactica
One Flesh - Kara/Leoben, set during Occupation/Precipice
Ashes of the Night Turn Into Leaves Again - Roslin/Adama
Measure for Measure - Starbuck/Adama
Doctor Who
Always Orange - Ten/Rose, set after New Earth.
The Rest of Your Life - Rose, post-Doomsday.
ten/rose reunion snippet
Due South
Folie à Deux -Fraser/RayK
A building falls on Ray. The good news is, Fraser catches the tomato thief, and Buck Frobisher learns how to astral project.
Only Going One Way - Frank/Gerard
Crossover with bandom. Constable Gerard Way of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police and Detective Frank Iero of the Chicago PD team up find Mikey Way in a city where bowling alley score cards hide secret codes, where the good guys are either lying or undercover (and sometimes lying about being undercover), and where criminal bakers make drug-laced frosting.
Firefly
Lest I should prize you not - River/Simon
The Coyote
Ocean's 11
Maybe If We Wait - Danny/Rusty
Linus is a Danny/Rusty Shipper
Sanctuary
Lab Work - Helen/Nikola, post-Chimera
Nikola's busy working. Helen wishes him to be otherwise occupied.
Ice Into Water - Nikola/John, Nikola/Helen, and Nikola/Helen/John, set between the first and second season
Biting Personality - Nikola/Helen, post-Sleepers
His mouth feels lonely since he's lost his heritage. He wants to know what it feels like to bite someone and not be feeding.
Stargate: Atlantis
I Was A Little Too Lonely (You Were A Little Too Late) - McKay/Sheppard
John disappears, Rodney grieves; John returns, Rodney is pissed.
Everybody Needs a Rodney McKay - McKay/Sheppard from SGA.
The team meets a Rodney doppleganger on a mission.
pointless in-flight jumper sex
Supernatural
Your Bottle is Empty (But Your Glass Has Been Filled) - Sam/Gabriel
"Becky wants me to tell you that she's read everything so far and that she...thinks the romance plot is very compelling."
Podfic by kalakirya
Choose Your Own Coda - Post-Swan Song
Ficlets along the lines of Things I Would Have Rather Seen Than What Actually Happened In That Episode. All almost-gen with iterations of Dean/Lisa, Dean/Castiel, Dean/Sam, Sam/Gabriel, Bobby/Crowley, Chuck/Becky, God, and Death
Pull Over - Sam/Dean
It's not like Sam has a thing or anything.
The Matrix
Divine Daughter, Divine Son
Awake -Trinity/Ghost
The Second Kiss
The West Wing
Live Free Or Die - Josh/Matt
Live Free or Die outtake
porn outtake
X-Men
Reunion Season - Charles/Erik
Forsythia blooms and fades.
Dream Language - Charles/Erik
It could only be one person calling at 3:00 in the morning from somewhere in northern Canada, a person who has just woken from a dream knowing he was not alone in his mind.
Leaving - Charles/Erik
Erik has decided he's leaving. He just doesn't know when.
When You Had the Chance - Charles/Erik
The Company You Keep - Magneto/Pyro
Post X-2. Pyro takes up residence at a secret hide-out with Magneto and Mystique.
Personal Space - Kitty/Piotr
Kitty can't quite get close enough to Piotr.
Miscellanous
30 Ficlets About 30 Cool Women - multifandom
U-Keep the Key - Jack/Claire from the movie Love the Hard Way.
Bed - Russell/Holmes, from Laurie King's Mary Russell books.
Holmes/Russell ficlet
Recuperation From Injuries Sustained - Snow Crash fic
DS9 - conversations we never quite had
familiarity
intimate friendships
Somebody Else's Name - Kate from NCIS.
Paris - Clarice/Lecter from Hannibal
Lotrips/Troy
Wood, bronze, iron; water, fire, stone - Bran/Will, The Dark Is Rising
On This Short Day Of Frost And Sun, The Dark Is Rising / Harry Potter
Some Aussie Punk Who Settles For Third - Olympic Swimmer Slash.
Dan/Alfonso RPS
Better Than Reading About Winston Churchill - Dan/Alfonso, almost unrequited
Mathematically - Arcadia drabble
Punk to Your Steam - Artie/Claudia, Warehouse 13
The Warehouse made them do it.
The Love of Destiny - Clark/Lex, Smallville
Lex writes a romance novel.
Sleepover - Derek/Stiles, Teen Wolf
Because, ok, it's Derek. Maybe Stiles accidentally fell for a grumpy werewolf after they keep saving each others' lives so often that he lost count, but Derek doesn't do anything accidentally.
Podfic by princess2000204
The Chair - Star Trek Reboot, Spock/Uhura
Circle Completing the Square - Finch/Reese, Person of Interest
There’s nothing wrong with needing to be told what to do.
Unconventional Approaches to Debt Reduction - Clint/Natasha, Avengers movieverse
Seven times they both needed a partner.
You can also read this entry on Dreamwidth (
comments)
My writing tag on Dreamwidth
Bandom
Series
Gerard Way's Vampire Detective Agency series
Gerard Way's (Vampire) Detective Agency - Frank/Gerard, implied Pete/Mikey.
Pete, in Decaydance Mansion, with a yarrow stake. Frank and Gerard, in the greenhouse, with a plant of questionable origin. Bob, everywhere you look, with a gang of assassins for justice. Vampires, valets, pamphlets, haunted furniture, dub-thrall, disembodied voices, zombie couriers, and sinister rituals.
Podfic by
pandarus
The Detective's Secret and the Mystery of the Dancing Flowers - Frank/Gerard, with minor instances of Bob/Ray, Brendon/Spencer, implied Pete/Mikey/Alicia
Wanted: Replacement Valet for high profile Midnighter household. Must have excellent references, believable reason for leaving former place of employment, all Clan paperwork in order. Experience in filing, housekeeping, carriage driving, men's grooming, bookkeeping, scheduling. Highly desirable skills include: basic gardening, Daylighter legal practices, first-aid, hand-to-hand combat. Please contact Frank Iero for more information.
Podfic by
pennyplainknits
Your Neighbors in Apartment 27 B, Transitional Zone 12 - Ray/Bob
"It's just this smell, it's driving me crazy," Ray says.
Podfic by
pennyplainknits
Outtake #1:The Midnighter's Baking Companion
Podfic by
pennyplainknits
Outtake #2: Fifth Grand Sorcerer of the Ancient Order of Magic
Outtake # 3: The Governor's Desk
Spin the Wheel of the Year (Close Your Eyes and Point) - Mikey/Pete
"And I'd never be stupid enough to put out a contract with an anonymity clause. If I were going to kill Pete Wentz, I'd do it myself," Gerard says, with such conviction that Frank believes him completely. "And if he'd turned Mikey, I would have."
Podfic by
pennyplainknits
Killjoys
Born to Motorbabies - Frank/Gerard
Here's the thing with having a crush on a mysterious DJ; it's kind of an inconvenient place to hang your affections.
Podfic by
greedy_dancer
Workplace Appropriate Attire - Party Poison/Korse
Korse is a creepy boyfriend.
Nothing to Confess - Pete/Patrick
The truth is, he’s imagined a hundred futures playing out in front of him, and all of them have had Patrick, here with him, in his motorcycle gang, in the desert, a whispered name away.
Ghost Frank
The Old Straight Track - Frank/Gerard
Death is weird, Frank thinks, though he suspects this is not the way it's really supposed to go.
Living With Ghosts - Frank/Gerard, implied Pete/Mikey and past Gerard/Brian
"Listen, can we talk home renovation later?" Frank says, "I want to know why the kitchen floor has a secret layer of hand-carved occult symbols."
Other Lives And Dimensions - Frank/Gerard
Here, when I say I never want to be without you,
somewhere else I am saying
I never want to be without you again.
Standalones
Only Going One Way - Frank/Gerard
Crossover with due South. Constable Gerard Way of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police and Detective Frank Iero of the Chicago PD team up find Mikey Way in a city where bowling alley score cards hide secret codes, where the good guys are either lying or undercover (and sometimes lying about being undercover), and where criminal bakers make drug-laced frosting.
Not a Costume, Gerard + Lady Gaga
Heard Melodies - Pete/Mikey, Summer of Like
Heard melodies are sweet.
Love: The Package Deal - Frank/Gerard/Lindsey
Gerard gets a special kind of amnesia. Frank gets to reexamine his idea of acceptable relationship structures. Lots of people fail to communicate effectively, but they all sure remember how to kiss.
This is a Public Announcement (And You're the Only One Who Knows)
Brendon thinks coming out doesn't make any sense, because you can't just do it once. You have to tell everyone you meet, forever.
random Gerard/Patrick
Buy Handmade - Frank/Gerard
He knows something else is going to happen; his life isn't always going to be this. He just doesn't know what has to happen for that change to come, for him to wake up and become an artist with an Etsy page and a home studio, and to never have to see a cubicle again.
Buy Handmade outtake
Gerard Way is a terrible shoveler
Skydiving For Former Band Managers - Brian/OMC
The shape of his life has always been a boomerang; he’s always traveling away from what he left until the very moment he’s traveling back towards it.
The Beer Belly Effect - Frank/James Dewees
Written for the prompt "Frank Iero/James Dewees - Leathermouth/Reggie tour, beer guts and sweat and hair."
Space Looks A Lot Like New Jersey - Frank/Gerard
A ship's captain has a lonely job, but sometimes that's because he's chased everyone else away.
Podfic by
pennyplainknits
By Now I'm Sure You Know - Frank/Gerard
While on the World Contamination Tour, Frank watches Gerard pop the balloons during Planetary. He never realized he had a knife kink until he saw the very competent way Gerard handles the knife.
Podfic by
argentumlupine
Harry Potter
Remus/Sirius
Boy Talk
Trying to Get Back In
Still Be On My Feet
It Was Almost Fine
What You Wanted From This Life
Your Hair Was Long When We First Met
Home Is A Feeling
Moody/Tonks
Apples Bruise Just Like We Do
Something to Talk About
The Things We Do
True Face
Other Ficlets
Mares
untitled Kingsley ficlet
Reykjavik
untitled Snape and Draco, post-HBP
untitled Remus, after he runs loose in PoA
Defensive War
The Only One He Ever Feared
Inattention - McGonagall/Hermione (locked)
Wizards on the Bus
A Proper Hairstyle
Aunt Bella
Woman Eater (locked)
I'm Not Afraid - Remus/Hermione
Four Ways to Be Guilty (Even If You Didn’t Commit the Crime)
Crossovers
In Arms So Dear - Remus/Sirius, crossover with The Brothers Lionheart.
On This Short Day of Frost and Sun- Remus/Bran, implied Remus/Sirius and Will/Bran, crossover with The Darkness Is Rising
Babylon 5
The Hour Is Near - Lyta Alexander/Susan Ivanova, set during Hour of the Wolf
Fire Magic - Ivanova/Delenn, set during Hour of the Wolf
John/Delenn randomness - two scenes that never happened but seemed like they did
Battlestar Galactica
One Flesh - Kara/Leoben, set during Occupation/Precipice
Ashes of the Night Turn Into Leaves Again - Roslin/Adama
Measure for Measure - Starbuck/Adama
Doctor Who
Always Orange - Ten/Rose, set after New Earth.
The Rest of Your Life - Rose, post-Doomsday.
ten/rose reunion snippet
Due South
Folie à Deux -Fraser/RayK
A building falls on Ray. The good news is, Fraser catches the tomato thief, and Buck Frobisher learns how to astral project.
Only Going One Way - Frank/Gerard
Crossover with bandom. Constable Gerard Way of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police and Detective Frank Iero of the Chicago PD team up find Mikey Way in a city where bowling alley score cards hide secret codes, where the good guys are either lying or undercover (and sometimes lying about being undercover), and where criminal bakers make drug-laced frosting.
Firefly
Lest I should prize you not - River/Simon
The Coyote
Ocean's 11
Maybe If We Wait - Danny/Rusty
Linus is a Danny/Rusty Shipper
Sanctuary
Lab Work - Helen/Nikola, post-Chimera
Nikola's busy working. Helen wishes him to be otherwise occupied.
Ice Into Water - Nikola/John, Nikola/Helen, and Nikola/Helen/John, set between the first and second season
Biting Personality - Nikola/Helen, post-Sleepers
His mouth feels lonely since he's lost his heritage. He wants to know what it feels like to bite someone and not be feeding.
Stargate: Atlantis
I Was A Little Too Lonely (You Were A Little Too Late) - McKay/Sheppard
John disappears, Rodney grieves; John returns, Rodney is pissed.
Everybody Needs a Rodney McKay - McKay/Sheppard from SGA.
The team meets a Rodney doppleganger on a mission.
pointless in-flight jumper sex
Supernatural
Your Bottle is Empty (But Your Glass Has Been Filled) - Sam/Gabriel
"Becky wants me to tell you that she's read everything so far and that she...thinks the romance plot is very compelling."
Podfic by kalakirya
Choose Your Own Coda - Post-Swan Song
Ficlets along the lines of Things I Would Have Rather Seen Than What Actually Happened In That Episode. All almost-gen with iterations of Dean/Lisa, Dean/Castiel, Dean/Sam, Sam/Gabriel, Bobby/Crowley, Chuck/Becky, God, and Death
Pull Over - Sam/Dean
It's not like Sam has a thing or anything.
The Matrix
Divine Daughter, Divine Son
Awake -Trinity/Ghost
The Second Kiss
The West Wing
Live Free Or Die - Josh/Matt
Live Free or Die outtake
porn outtake
X-Men
Reunion Season - Charles/Erik
Forsythia blooms and fades.
Dream Language - Charles/Erik
It could only be one person calling at 3:00 in the morning from somewhere in northern Canada, a person who has just woken from a dream knowing he was not alone in his mind.
Leaving - Charles/Erik
Erik has decided he's leaving. He just doesn't know when.
When You Had the Chance - Charles/Erik
The Company You Keep - Magneto/Pyro
Post X-2. Pyro takes up residence at a secret hide-out with Magneto and Mystique.
Personal Space - Kitty/Piotr
Kitty can't quite get close enough to Piotr.
Miscellanous
30 Ficlets About 30 Cool Women - multifandom
U-Keep the Key - Jack/Claire from the movie Love the Hard Way.
Bed - Russell/Holmes, from Laurie King's Mary Russell books.
Holmes/Russell ficlet
Recuperation From Injuries Sustained - Snow Crash fic
DS9 - conversations we never quite had
familiarity
intimate friendships
Somebody Else's Name - Kate from NCIS.
Paris - Clarice/Lecter from Hannibal
Lotrips/Troy
Wood, bronze, iron; water, fire, stone - Bran/Will, The Dark Is Rising
On This Short Day Of Frost And Sun, The Dark Is Rising / Harry Potter
Some Aussie Punk Who Settles For Third - Olympic Swimmer Slash.
Dan/Alfonso RPS
Better Than Reading About Winston Churchill - Dan/Alfonso, almost unrequited
Mathematically - Arcadia drabble
Punk to Your Steam - Artie/Claudia, Warehouse 13
The Warehouse made them do it.
The Love of Destiny - Clark/Lex, Smallville
Lex writes a romance novel.
Sleepover - Derek/Stiles, Teen Wolf
Because, ok, it's Derek. Maybe Stiles accidentally fell for a grumpy werewolf after they keep saving each others' lives so often that he lost count, but Derek doesn't do anything accidentally.
Podfic by princess2000204
The Chair - Star Trek Reboot, Spock/Uhura
Circle Completing the Square - Finch/Reese, Person of Interest
There’s nothing wrong with needing to be told what to do.
Unconventional Approaches to Debt Reduction - Clint/Natasha, Avengers movieverse
Seven times they both needed a partner.
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comments)