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Delightful
Wow, kill bill is even more abysmal than I remembered. Complete with goofy sound effects and the whilhelm scream. At least there's enough screaming and splattering sounds to cover my dad's constant talking at the screen.
When do I get to come home?
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Creepy
Check out this creepy picture that asromeo 's dad took. Can you guess where it's from?
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Career advice
Dear Lost writers:
You might find yourself writing dialog that goes like this:
Person A: "I must sacrifice myself for Person B!"
Person C: "No, you mustn't! That's too heroic!"
if your work is like this, please go outside and lay down in the freeway.
Thank you.
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Career advice
Dear Lost writers:
You might find yourself writing dialog that goes like this:
Person A: "I must sacrifice myself for Person B!"
Person C: "No, you mustn't! That's too heroic!"
if your work is like this, please go outside and lay down in the freeway.
Thank you.
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Jalopnik Quiz
Stupid Jalopnik Quiz meme:
The Little Monster:- 1. 1.6L 4c Miata: 0 points
- 1.b: Longitudinal engine orientation: 25 points
- 2. Turbocharged: 15 points
- 3. 2 door convertible: 40 points
- 4. RWD: 25 points
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Yes, it WAS sent from your iPhone
A recent email sent between coworkers:
Hi kathy---
David btw- as you prob saw in rhe weeklies, they are workung on integeating, but they wont make it on time for nrxt week's launch.
Cheers j
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Know your audience
The following text appears verbatim in the Burton snowboard binding installation manual:
"if your binding screws aren't tight, your bindings are gonna [sic] fall off and you are going to break your ass. Make sure that you tighten them up real good."
Any product that you can assemble while stoned is going to work well.
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Please READ THIS
My dad appends the text "-READ THIS" in all caps to the subject line of every email that he sends me. Most of these are hyperlinks to articles about my company which are basically the lowest priority mail that I usually receive, besides spam.
READ THIS
