Next Time Tell Santa:
A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little
girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
'Nice bike,' the cop said 'did Santa bring it to you?'
'Yep,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a
Safety violation. The cop said, 'Next year tell
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