I'm pretty drunk and it's almost 5 am. I'm bored as shit and need something to do. I figure one thing I can do in start writing. I'm thinking about going to the 2006 National Poetry Slam in Austin. It's August 9-12. Anyway, I'm thinking about writing some stuff, so I'll probably start posting pieces that I was told I might get to perform at ( Read more... )

Do I decide to teach and get my master's in something that will enable me to be an administrator?

Do I do the PR/ADV thing and get my master's in something related to PR?

Do I try teaching for a few years, then move on?

I DO NOT KNOW! Effing decisions!

Yeah, I made it through 21 years. There times I wasn't sure if things would work out like they did, but it happened. I just spent last night being out and about until about 7:45 AM. Tequila, beer and all that other crazy stuff just about made me Superman for a day... then came the hangover ( Read more... )

No, your body will not implode if you fart and burp at the exact same time. I'm not going into detail, but lets just say I know this for a fact as of 11:29 am while driving home from school.

That is all.


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So, I was going to try to build a little Linix test machine to just mess around with, but there's one major drawback to my plan. I don't want to spend a whole lot of money on something I'm just going to toy with. Sooooooooo, that's where you all come in ( Read more... )

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050811/REVIEWS/50725001/1001

Be sure and check out Ebert's awesome review of Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo. It's mucho funny. I especially liked the last paragraph:

But Schneider is correct, and Patrick Goldstein has not yet won a Pulitzer Prize. Therefore, Goldstein is not qualified ( Read more... )

Setting: Troy, Isaac, Wade, and Justin were going to do our famed OMW number at the reception, but someone didn't want to cooperate ( Read more... )

In about 20 minutes, I'll be finished with the last paper I have left in the semester. Yes, I stayed up all night working on it. Yes, I'm cutting it extremely close on this one (it's due in a little less than an hour). Yes, I'm going to sleep after I get back. Yes, I'm going to have some fun tonight as a result of finishing everything. Now I ( Read more... )

I've realized over the past few weeks that when I look at all I have in life, things are going pretty damned well. Sure, not everything goes perfect. But show me someone whose life is in fact perfect. I've got some really great friends who think I'm really great, I'll have a job soon, and I have an awesome family. The only thing I feel could be ( Read more... )

I have to write 10 pages worth of script for an extra credit project by tomorrow. So, if any of you readers of my cheesy journal have some ideas, shoot. If not, I'm sticking with my (probably a bit boring) story about two sisters drifting apart after they lose their main common link, their father.

Now... CREATE!