so this weekend i went to a gay bar in the city(a gay bar for gay men. i am straight). i had a flammingly fabulous time. first of all, let me just say that the gays LOVED me. one gay guy randomly came up to me and starting licking my face, they told me that they liked my outfit, one gay started grinding me, a drag queen smiled at me and winked, ( Read more... )

there's so much to write about ( Read more... )

I said I was gonna make this private, but on second thought, if peopel wanna talk about me, then i guess that proves them to be what i say they are. and plus, right this second i'm more into writing about my feelings then i am into caring about people i don't like reading about my private thoughts ( Read more... )

sooo... looks like i'm gonna have to make this thing private because of certain people who not only feel the need to stalk my journal even though we aren't friends, but also take it upon themselves to report on things that they read in here concerning private matters of my life, even those that concern more people than just myself, simply for the ( Read more... )

bleh i'm just sitting here waiting to go out and updating in attempts to figure out how to write in an anti-retarded fashion ( Read more... )

bleh . . . taking a break from updating my list to backtracking the past few weeks ( Read more... )

1.) today i went to warped tour. today i walked into a porta potty at warped tour. today at warped tour i walked into the porta potty and i proceeded to pull down my pants. at the very moment where my pants were down and i was poping a squat, someone opens the door AS WIDE AS FUCKING POSSIBLE and dozens of people see my goods. humiliated, i finish ( Read more... )

i don't know what i want to be when i grow up, and i can't make many plans further than tomorrow, but i've come up with a series of long term goals that i plan to achieve. come along with me on my journey as i verbalize these glorious prospects ( Read more... )

yeah so it turned out that i had a bladder infection this whole time. . . my kidneys throb and i think i might have to go back to the doctor soon if it doesn't stop . . . it makes me a little worried ( Read more... )

it burns when i pee ( Read more... )