Yesterday officially sucked ( Read more... )

If a baseball player hits a home run over the fence, but then dies before he can run around the bases, does the home run count ( Read more... )

Last Night was crazy ( Read more... )

For years my mom has been telling me to read “He’s Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys” by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo. For years I have been telling her that I don't need to because 1)I don't need a 'self-help' book and 2)I don't persue guys. Well now I am starting to think that maybe I should read it. I have ( Read more... )

Amazingfun.com is awesome.

SendInsults.com is funny.

That's it...G'night!!!

Have you ever seen a man, butt-ass naked, stick his dick in an operating blender while Santa Claus is standing right next to him in tighty whities holding a dog that is licking the man's ear. I have. I was the flying squirrel.

The Ultimate Kissing Survey ( Read more... )

Hey y'all... Ok here we go... This my first entry so bare with me ( Read more... )