I am only updating because Sarah told me to and I obviously do whatever she tells me to. Maybe being friends with her can save my career since she's hot right now and I'm not. For a while I thought she had a new personality because I saw one of her updates and it was actually pretty long. But I knew she was still sarah from the block when I saw her ( Read more... )

Can you guys believe there is actually an episode of E! true hollywood story about me? I am not even dead yet! I'm watching it right now and I am laughing. Dorthy Lucy thinks she knows more about me than I do and my sister said my role in Gigli was my best. She is a good liar, obviously it runs in the family. Speaking of family I think my husband/ ( Read more... )

first of all i would like to say that i know my username is awful so shutup already. it's not my fault people, i swear. anyway, i should probably introduce myself. i am jennifer lopez. i act, i sing, and i dance. i used to date p.diddy and i have been married 6546546456 times. most recently to that marc anthony thing. we are in love ok? i am ( Read more... )