WOO! Y'all seen the video for Ain't It Funny? yet?! Dayum, that's gotta be my best career move yet! Goin' all Britney style-esque and whatnot. GAWD I was sexy! Well, I still am, of course, heh heh.

And you know that guy? He didn't have no shirt on 'n shit? Yeah, well you weren't just imagining that I was lookin' at him funny. Thas' right, ( Read more... )

Ooo! I been workin' so hard on my new video that I forgot about this here Live Journal thing! I'm sorry guyz and girlz!

Hehe. Anywaz, not much been happenin'. P-Diddy still calls every night, same time. I can't believe it! I've gotten to where I wake up just before da phone rings! Oh well. Maybe latah, home peepz!

*J-Lo!

Has anybody here ever noticed how good cheese is?

Woo! Makes meh gassy, too. ;)

*J-Lo!

I must say, I am a damn good actress.

*J-Lo!

Whassup my homiez? How y'all chillin' tonight?

Good, good.

I was listenin' to da radio this mornin', yo! They said that ass implants might become popular because of me!!!

I hate my ass.

S'why I had beans fo' dinnah! HAHA!

This is a JOKE JOURNAL. There are probably SEVERAL OTHERS like it out there. It is for ME and MY FRIENDS. If you feel the need to harrass me, I'll feel the need to ban your ass. I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY BULLSHIT FROM ANYONE UNLESS IT'S IN-CHARACTER JOKING. If you cannot handle a JOKE JOURNAL, then you obviously don't have the shit to handle ( Read more... )

I still can't believe dis shit, yo. My ass is all gettin' laid...without ME!!!

*walks off...fake crying is heard from the next room over*

*screams back*

AND I'M STILL PISSED ABOUT THAT SHIT MANGO PULLED ON SNL AWHILE BACK.

*J-Lo!

OH MY GOD.

OH NO SHE DI-INT.

LOOK AT THIS--j_loass.

I'MA KILL HER.

I know I said I could serve coffee using my rear as a ledge, BUT THIS AIN'T COOL!

*J-Lo.

Okay man, I ain't happy no more! This shit ain't cool!

LOOK AT THIS.
Jennifer Lopez's doesn't have any friends! Well, I'm sure Jennifer Lopez does have some, so if you're Jennifer Lopez, then go and add some.

Dayum, it ain't fair! That Britney bitch has everyone on her side and I ain't got nobody!

Bitch has it all, man, I swear...

*J-Lo