mom (calling): Jamie! Jamie!
me: yes?
mom: Tell me what to do.
me (handing her pants and a top): Well, you could get dressed.
mom (holding up pants): ... How do I put these on?
me: Well, um, you put one leg in one side, and the other leg in the other side. Is that what you mean?
mom (putting on pants): "What's wrong with me?"
me: "Um, do you
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