Young Jay sat down in his chair and blew the dust off his laptop. He looked at some of the old stories that were stored on there, laughed a few times, saw some typos, and then remembered a promise he had made to some people. Yes, it was time to bring back Story Time with Jason Muchortow. He sat at his desk a little nervous, not exactly sure what ( Read more... )

Once upon a time there was a young child. His name was Richard, and he was always a little different then the rest of the kids. He was born with a deformity, where his head was as large and as yellow as the sun itself. He was definitely the most ridiculous looking kid ever created by God, but he was always happy. This was probably due to the ( Read more... )

I have gotten so famous that poems have been written about me. I am so pumped, I am going to share it with everyone ( Read more... )

Young Jason decided to check his e-mail and noticed a message from his good friend Sexymanfabio. Seems the young lad had decided to give the J-man a nudge. Jason sat there a little confused. "A nudge? You can do that now. Wow, this live journal this has really changed it up since I last utilized its powers," he thought. Well, he thought about ( Read more... )

Young Jason woke up on Sunday morning, and got himself ready to head out to church. Now, usually the young boy has time to eat some breakfast, but another kid was sleeping on his futon/blocking young Jason's refrigerator, so breakfast in the room was out of the question. Now, young Jason's funds had already sank to an all-time low, so being the ( Read more... )

So young Jason ventured to the Zoo with Alyson and her younger sisters Megan and Laura. Now, young Jason hadnt been to the Zoo in about 10 years, so he was pretty pumped about the trip. I mean, who could resist seeing some tigers, grizzly bears, and farm animals. He had a pretty sweet time. He even got to witness the love dance of two young ( Read more... )

Well, young Jason had just spent two weeks of his summer visiting some family up in the city of Edmonton. He was pretty psyched about it because his cousins were some pretty cool cats and what not. The young lad and his family arrived at the city at 3 in the afternoon, so there was still time for things to be done ( Read more... )

Young Jason had just returned from his international rendezvous. He had a real good time, even though the weather was pretty crazy. But since it was late, and he was quite tired, he figured that updating with stories could wait until he got some shut eye.

Young Jason sat down at his computer and decided to let the world know that he was going to Edmonton for 2 weeks. For those of you fools that have no idea where or what Edmonton is, Edmonton is a city in the province of Alberta in Canada. The young lad new it would be a good time filled with adventure and story writing material. Then he realized ( Read more... )

Young Jason had been spending his entire summer doing odd jobs here and there. Everything he did was paid to him in cash, and the young lad loved to cheat the government and the hoax we call taxes. Well, young Jason had recently scored a house painting gig. He thought it would be a pretty sweet deal where he could make a crap load of money. ( Read more... )