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I Gotta New Job!
I got a call today from Comcast and they said that I could work there. This is a very happy day for me. I've been waiting to hear from them for about a month now ( Read more... ) -
This shouldn't have suprised me this much
I was browsing our good ol' internet here and I stumbled across something startlingly ignorant ( Read more... ) -
Few and far between
I should really update this more often as long as I still have it and all ( Read more... ) -
I can pass eighth grade science...
... but whoever made this test couldn't pass eighth grade english.
You Passed 8th Grade Science
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I couldn't even survive my own dungeon.
I died in the Dungeon of Jman3030
I was killed in a foul-smelling alcove by the wrath of Jman3030, whilst carrying...
the Amulet of Semperfigrl, the Crown of Meanolmrcloud, the Dagger of Tmbg, the Dagger of Pinkhoverboard, the Crown of Lordmookie, a Figurine of Flitzzers, the Armour of Daydreamgrl, a Figurine of Rachelle3004 and 53 gold pieces.
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Live life to it's fullest!
Are you feeling depressed? Do you feel that your life lacks meaning or purpose? Have you recently noticed that you hunger for the flesh of the living? If any of these apply to you, then you could benefit greatly from this article ( Read more... ) -
Best Blonde Joke Ever
I don't know if you've heard it or not so just go here.
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The perfect haiku would have only two syllables... Airwolf.
http://www.ernestcline.com/spokenword/
Go to this person's website. Listen to his words. Laugh.
These instructions were made simple for a reason. So that all of us monkeys can understand them.
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Attention...
I LOVE Thai food.
Thank you.
That will be all.
