He wore a suit made of a plaid disturbances and cigarette burns. Laughing in the wind, his portruding belly made waves on the seaside of her gaze. It was a cold day in november...a quiet day.

Here is a cool picture of a platypus...goddamn amazing creatures...


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Steve Irwin...R.I.P

Hery Biatches, there's a new man in town, and he's back in business. The word on the street is the guy is crazy. Some call him demonbitch, others call him the annilator, his contempories call him...Jordan. One things for sure, this guy is big, real big, and he's back. Isn't that a cool entrance back into Livejournal??It's summer and i shall ( Read more... )

no fijucking school tomorrow...boy oh boy...what to do, run around nude while being sprayed by a hose, smeaer olive oil all over myself and slde down a slide, or perhaps go to a public place dressed like a pirate screaming lude and illicit drinking songs while jumping up and down on a fake wooden peg leg. The possibilities are endless. It gonna ( Read more... )

life is good

A civics project written by me destined for an A ( Read more... )

Well who knew playing chess against yourself could be so boring. My attempts at fending off the mindless nothingness hurricane rita brought are not going to well. Between the insecent calls of my dad to come check the gusts out outside and my mom telling me to go check on my grandma who's in my room, it has been pretty crazy. Ahhhh the sweet ( Read more... )

well no school tommorrow, hurricane might come to Lafyette, there are a bunch of refuges at my house. This weekend is looking like too much fun. Have a lot of homework to do. Whatever happen to my ingenius entry's that were hilarious and everybody loved. I need to start back with those, i hope i didn't lose my spunk...or if i lost my mojo im ( Read more... )

i cant find any fucking food in my house, it is pissing me off. I know people are starving and the hurrican but i hate hunger...damn you hunger!!!

Im at camp and have been for 3 weeks, im writing this on a computer in the mall in jackson, we went on a fun day trip, address is

Jordan Kaplan
Henry s. Jacobs-chalutzim
p.o. box 327
utica, MS. 39175