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[jmff]

Right. Next March I am absolutely not working in any sort of place that delivers alcohol to the masses. I've snuck out the back to have a break. Half tempted to go home, actually, but I couldn't do that to Tubby and Ernie and New Girl

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[laufeys_son]

You know, there's a part of me that's something between surprised and amused that you didn't expect tonight to be an absolute zoo anywhere alcohol is part of the package.

And I don't see the purpose of always learning your coworkers names, either, but I'm more amused that you've become well-versed enough to make a statement as to the quality of her breasts...

[jmff]

I did expect it, I just forgot it was tonight, is all. Look, I lead a very important life, I can't be bothered to remember things like that.

And I like breasts. They're quite nice, really. All soft and round...

Occasionally I wish you had some.

[laufeys_son]

You can't be expected to remember that half the populace spends the 17th getting pissed? Why ar...

I'm going to pretend I didn't read the last bit of that.

[jmff]

You mean the bit where I said that occasionally I wished you had breasts?

[adrians_wall]

You just don't know when to stop, do you.

[jmff]

What should I be stopping? I'm serious. Come by again and I'll get your round.

[adrians_wall]

The farce that it was lovely seeing us at the Dog when we'd all rather you tried to throw us out the way you did Nott and Zabini.

[jmff]

If you'd rather have had that then why'd you come round in the first place?

Anyway, I've no reason to throw you out like I did with those two. Well, aside from the fact that my nose got broken last summer...but what's a deviated septum between friends?

[runsinthefamily]

An L name, you say. Perhaps it's Lucifer?

And what constitutes a nice pair of tits, anyway? The pencil test? Nipple-to-breast size ratio? Needlepointing skills?