My life has been incredibly boring lately. I wake up, I go to work, I take care of Jerry, I come home, I make dinner, I watch telly, I go to bed. But I suppose that's good, keeping my nose clean and all.

I wonder if I keep it up the Ministry will stop having me followed. It seems like they're outside the house every other day.

Starting yesterday I have been taking care of Jerry whilst James and Rebecca are at work. We're getting on well. I think I might be cut out for this fatherhood thing after all. And if ever do have a baby I am absolutely hiring this nappy service they've got, because it's a brilliant thing ( Read more... )

Susan: Hufflepuff needed some infamy anyway ( Read more... )

There's something rather exhausting about sunbathing all day.

Terry, I should be home on Wednesday. Please don't kill Steve before then.

James and Rebecca have been interviewing prospective nannies all week. I didn't think any of them were good enough for Jerry, so I offered my services. James, being even more devious than yours truly, set an offer down on the table ( Read more... )

Today I got this in the post.


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Today I went to visit my mother. Well, today I went to visit my mother's swimming pool and ended up having a conversation with her as well. She's gotten blonder. And she's bought a new car. A convertible ( Read more... )

Recently I've remembered why I took the job at the Dog in the first place. There's only so much television you can watch before you feel as if your brain is about to slide out your ears. I've been taking Steve for a lot of walks because I'm so bored and because I don't think it's a good idea for him to be at the shop with Terry. At least not ( Read more... )

Well. I reckon I didn't like Iceland anyway. I don't know if I didn't like it enough to come home at two in the morning, but emergencies are emergencies. It was nice to sleep in my own bed again anyway.

Unfortunately I made the mistake of ringing my mother this morning to ask for the villa next weekend to let her know we're home, and I really ( Read more... )

Hired boat still floating in the middle of the Aegean Sea. It's very warm and lovely and I am reminded how much I enjoy swimming. I wonder if anyone would notice if we installed a pool in our flat. Terry has finally ceased looking green around the gills but I think it's about time to pack it in and go off somewhere else. I'd like to go to ( Read more... )