Oh fuck yeah baby!!!! First semester of college, after a 5 year break (during which I was a drug-addicted, sometimes homeless, criminal hot mess), and what were my grades you ask????

Well, it just so happens that out of the 2 courses I took I got…………………………….2 motherfucking As!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s absolutely right, you heard it here ( Read more... )

Where did you begin 2008?
Asleep on my dad’s sofa in Point Lookout

What was your status by Valentine's Day?
I was in the midst of my drunken relapse, so I really couldn’t tell ya

Did you have to go to the hospital?
Just once, during the time period mentioned above

Did you have any encounters with the police? Explain.
Just one, again during the time ( Read more... )

What's one thing you realized today?
That I’m extremely broke!

Last thing to make you laugh?
Keith and his silly ass self.

What was the last thing you ate?
Pecan pie……..yuuuummmmmmmmmm…………………

Who is the last person to send you an im?
I don’t do that

Do you have a tan?
Sadly, no…..not since the summer…… L

Day been rough?
Not particularly.

Biggest annoyance in ( Read more... )

Shit, I just kicked Charlie in the face by accident. I feel so bad. I seem to accidentally step on his tail or kick him all the time-I’m surprised he doesn’t run when he sees me coming.

So, I have nothing to say really, but I’m bored and I can’t sleep, so here I am. School is just about over! Woooooohoooooo! I’m completely finished with one class, ( Read more... )

Wow, I haven’t been on this thing in forever and a day.  I guess that’s probably because I don’t have a whole lot of good stuff happening at the moment.  I finally found out my destiny at work-I got laid off.  Apparently, some $500,000 grant they were counting on fell through, so they had to cut WAAAAAY back, meaning that I had to go.  And they ( Read more... )

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* Grab the book nearest you. Right now.
* Turn to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post that sentence along with these instructions in your Livejournal.
* Don't dig for your favorite book, the coolest, the most intellectual. Use the CLOSEST.

But none of it really mattered, not when you considered the real event of my life that summer: ( Read more... )

Butterflies taste with their feet.  A snail can sleep for 3 years.  A ducks quack doesn’t echo, and nobody knows why.  Cows give more milk when they listen to music.  A mule won’t sink in quicksand but a donkey will.  If you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion it will go crazy and sting itself to death (I sure wish I’d known that growing up-there ( Read more... )

Woah.  I watched Midnight Express last night and holy shit does that make me glad to be an American, because at least I have rights if I’m here.  But it does go to show you that you can survive just about anywhere.  I already consider the time I spent in ‘jail’ a fucking joke, because it was more like a vacation than a punishment, and now I think ( Read more... )

Somehow I’ve managed to lose a bunch of weight without trying at all.  My clothes are fitting looser and my stomach is flat as hell.  This is good because I’m sure to gain weight in Key West over Thanksgiving, which, incidentally, I cannot WAIT for!!!!!  I’ve never wanted to go somewhere as much as I want to go home for Thanksgiving.  That’s not ( Read more... )

Wow, it’s been, like, forever since I’ve posted.  Probably ever since my big ‘faux pas ‘, hahaha.

Things are actually going exceptionally well for me at the moment.  Sooooooo many good things are happening.  Because of the drama between one of my roommates (Rob) and the landlord (Turan), Turan ended up cancelling his lease on the 16th of this ( Read more... )