I'm nuts ( Read more... )

Off-worlder, you must call me now. I have searched the world over and I couldn't find your cell phone number. The story's much funnier in person (I wouldn't write it on here anyway.). How're you all fairing? The storm all right?

Wow, Off-worlder, your mood swings are worse than mine... I agree,- it must be the chocolate time because I'm DYING for some. I might go see my dear GF this weekend and make her find me some. WHO, by the way, stayed up until three in the morning watching queer as folk with Gayboy numero uno and eating Ben and Jerry's ice cream last night. Man, I ( Read more... )

Had my evaluation yesterday. My assesment provider (Dawn, who I've been seeing in an educational setting for years) said that all my work just screams Woman's Studies ( Read more... )

I finally remembered this thing the Off-worlder told us ('us' meaning everybody who counts.) to do. We were supposed to tell her what we thought of her, then she was going to do the same, or something like that. I got it backwards... But here's what she said ( Read more... )

It's 7:40am on a Saturday and I'm wide awake... Ikkkcc... I might go back to bed. Either that or shave my legs. choices, choices ( Read more... )

I bought a cowboy hat from the Ben. That is, I gave him five bucks and he promised to give it to me. Right. I think I may have lost five bucks. I'll belive it when I have the hat in my hand ( Read more... )

Here's some more poetry, kids... Then off to the shower with meeeeee ( Read more... )

You know Off-worlder, I don't have much of a social life either. I see my GF every weekend (CALL ME! I have a funny story... CALL CALL CALL! I'm here this afternoon!!) and I work during the week,- at the YMCA on thursday mornings with 3-5 year olds, then at night with the teenagers. But that isn't socializing. I work at the zoo, I know alot of ( Read more... )

You know, I have a rant on how it's become cool to be lesbian. Anywhere there's dancing, you will find otherwise het women all over one another. Guys (Masculenius Idioticus) find this hot ( Read more... )