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[joancrawford]

Well hello to all of my wonderful fans! I'm sorry, but I must keep this brief and to the point. I'm here to supply a link to my interview with DOOM Magazine.

You can find the website here. It's under the 'Interviews' section.

Now, I must get back to my colonic irrigation, Archie's coming over tonight!

I LOVE YOU ALL!

Comments

[archiedavis]

am i ever!

but don't worry, my precious little dove, i will be sure to irrigate that colon, the old fashioned way.

wrrowl!

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[joancrawford]

Oh, Archie! I'm clearing the runway for your private jet to land!

Love, J.C.

permission to land!

[archiedavis]

landing gear slowly descending, all tanks, they are full.