It was the third day of their long-anticipated vacation to New York, and the old couple had determined that nothing - not even this overbearing heat - would stop them from enjoying themselves ( Read more... )

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date: july 18th
from: me
to: my high school buddy who just up and left a perfectly stable life in LA a few months ago to move to israel and try to find work as an advisor to the members of the knesset ( Read more... )

happy birthday, d.

Despite all the warnings, we (sadly) saw neither manatees nor panthers this weekend.


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I was in Miami last September, visiting my friend Allison who had just moved there. She was living right by the water in South Beach, right across from the Ritz, and hating it. Something to do with hairy men in speedos and the lack of a music scene and it being so goshdarn hot and humid ( Read more... )

I never truly appreciated the genius of The Simpsons until the summer that Alan came to live with me in Newport Beach and spent all his time at work downloading old episodes. As long as we weren't dawdling at the driving range, we would go through five or six adventures with Homer and the gang each night ( Read more... )

Listen to this ( Read more... )