That shit freaks me right TF out ( Read more... )

I live with hoarders. There's no other word for it. Three other people in the house who bring things into the house, leave them somewhere in the house, and never end up using the thing. And they're all fine with that ( Read more... )

I sometimes hate my dangly bits. I'll try to sit down wearing jeans or something, and sit on them or crush them in a pant leg. Sometimes when other people touch me, they crush them in my pantleg. If I need to put medicine on them or something, I have to decide whether to have it rub off immediately in my underwear, or put on a bandaid which I will ( Read more... )

I play two games. Planetbase, and Elite Dangerous.

I am often making it a point to voice my opinion about how excited I am at the prospect of a change that would solve many of the things that are dangerous to do into things that are not at all dangerous to do ( Read more... )

-I hedged my bets with the doctors. Summoned several consultations with experts, separately, on separate days, because to do more in a day would not be allowed. I found another nose guy, and will be in his face next week. I went back to my old penis guy, who has now referred me to a neuro guy, because I stood in front of him and asked him to ( Read more... )

I had an appointment on June 8th, to meet the doctor who was going to repair what another doctor thought might be a hernia. I had been putting off all other medical things until this was out of the way, and I had a surgery date ( Read more... )

I did it. Never have I done this thing before. I wasn't even sure how to do it, so I asked some people. I didn't like any of their answers because they all involved things that would take more than five seconds to say. I just knew that I didn't want to give the impression that I was asking. So, I went to the person who makes that decision, and told ( Read more... )

I love the motorcycle I bought. Love it. Can't actually afford it, though. Juuuust barely can't, I'm figuring out ( Read more... )

-Playing Dodgeball. Like, real-life, standing in front of jocks trying to catch a ball they're throwing as hard as they can dodgeball. It's not bad at all. I'm on a team in a league that has played weekly for a year, and some nights I go play in a beer dropin league. It is a deep game, dodgeball. Patience, and being able to run backward help. It's ( Read more... )