It's been a while faithful readers.

I've been busy working on my killer MySpace account.

It has no haiku
I oughta go work on that
Know what I'm sayin'?

I saw Kabuki Lady Macbeth last night. Not bad, not bad.

I'm reading The Power of Babel. Not bad, not bad.

I've been listening to The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from MarsI ( Read more... )

why do I do this
now someone's gonna read it
argYarg Garble GRRR

I am the hot kingness.

My hotness is king and my left hand smells like baby powder.

I've been playing pool and punishing my puppy.

I'm doing a photographic series on dumpsters. I don't have any good shots yet, but I've got two spots I'm gonna hit when the light is right. I need cameras.

I can't help but be ( Read more... )

Whoa it's been awhile
I must first appologize to Biff, my most loyal of fans.

I've been working and not driving.
What else is there?

Jonathan Richman
brilliant once upon a time
wouldn't stay modern

Pow
I've started school - an online history class and starting in a couple weeks a Saturday morning photography class.

Yippie Ti Yi Yay ( Read more... )

I've a wedding to attend tommorow.

Friends lost to their wives
another one bites the Dust
no, it's not so bad

I bought a PDA tonight. Naturally it was on clearance; I haven't played with it yet.

I bought a new shirt too - short sleeve style.

Ikiru nearly kicked The Seven Samurai off my top movie spot. I thought it might while watching it but ( Read more... )

I've been practicing on my snare drum regularly; I've noted some improvement. I would do it more often if it wasn't so loud - which reminds me I need to build a soundproof box for my movie, soundproof box. Which is about a boy whose parents let him get drums but when they realize how loud they are (fools) they don't let him play, so he builds a ( Read more... )

Frickin' Post Modernism.... intelectually masturbation... I hate the world

I know I haven't posted a while, but nobody reads this, so I haven't gotten around to it. Who am I talking to anyway? Da Flava Boom Shaquita? Beans and Rice? Papier-mache puppets? Pugs on Ice? Beer and Turkey? Circus Penauts stucke between yOUR TOES?

Those things ( Read more... )

I took the one without a seat - I've concluded it was the wrong choice.
I like to sit.

I worked too hard - then ate a ton of spaghetti.

Three alive, it said
When moths dance across the street,
finish your drink, Ted.

Joe OUT

P.S. I don't know what exanimate menans... for certain...

I have to ride my bike to work today.
Which begs the question:
Do I take the heavier bike with 13" of total suspension and fat knobby pavement-un-friendly tires?
OR the lighter bike with less suspension and smooth slick road wheels, which lacks a SEAT?

A Spotty Conundrum indeed!

And now a haiku

I'm reading Jane Eyre ( Read more... )

FooNutz, a good word
I don't know where I got it
Brilliance; pure brilliance

That's a Haiku again
Haikus should be everywhere
Here's somethin I wrote years and years ago

Though from afar
this appears to be a haiku
It isn't at all, manI have no driver's license due to a no-insurance ticket I forgot to take care of in Marion County (200 miles away ( Read more... )