[locked to Bowser]

[joe_convoy]

Lord Bowser, I was just wondering something.

Are we planning on throwing our hat in Eggman's men or not? I honestly haven't heard anything from then since they attacked DATS' morale recently.

(ooc: he really hasn't. he's not on the Known Hostile List so he's genuinely curious)

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[lvl9finalboss]

Funny you should ask that, Joe...

They still think you're a good, doting old man.

Beast.

Whatever!

Regardless! We will ally with their group, but anyone who so much as thinks of signing on with them will be doing so only at the termination of their contracts with me! That group is gonna implode upon itself, and I want no part of it!

Besides... while all eyes are on them, we will continue to grow, unseen by the eyes of the do-gooders!

MWAHAHAHA!

[joe_convoy]

Just what I'd expect from you Lord Bowser! Excellent planning! And yes, no one in there besides Eggman probably hasn't read the "Evil Overlord List" at any rate. Makes you wonder how they're even still together since they've probably broken at least 423 No Backstabbing Rules.

And for the record I AM old. At least 300 years. That's why I'm the staff cook and mechanic.

Oh, speaking of which, I just perfected Evil Pound Cake. Enough delicious moist goodness to be sinful! Yesssssss. Would you like one or two Lord Bowser?

[lvl9finalboss]

Hmph. I really must emphasize next time.

We both know you're anything but good.

...

Except at cooking. Gimme that!

[joe_convoy]

Oh you cut me to the quick sir! I'll get a few more cakes started.

/Sends Urchin up to Bowser with the cakes