Hey.

Good guys.

You might wanna watch TV today. Just sayin'.

Attention, meddling do-gooders of DATS, the Autobots, and anyone else who wants to stick their nose in some quality villainy ( Read more... )

... And now Mario's gone.

I'd demand cake, but Mama AND Joe are gone...

Have I not been evil enough? Do I not deserve a rival?

Grrrrrr... I need to come up with something BIG...

[Not only is it Rabu Rabu time, it's also D-Comm spam time! The following is not a message from Bowser, but spam from the Digital World's premier dating service, D-Harmony. Bowser appears on the screen, looking right at a camera while sitting in a non-descript room with the D-Harmony logo on the wall behind him ( Read more... )

Attention, my dear, esteemed nemesis ( Read more... )

AT LAST!

THE PERFECT SCHEME TO MAKE THAT PINT-SIZED PLUMBER RUE THE DAY HE'D EVER BEEN DE-AGED!

Uh... Lord Bowser?

Silence, Troopa! You are going to follow these plans to the letter! Mario will be at my mercy by the end of tomorrow!

Lord Bowser, sir... the age virus ended some time ago.

... What?

You've been scheming behind closed doors for ( Read more... )

ATTENTION, PEONS!

For the next twenty four hours, I am not to be interrupted unless any of you have a foolproof, perfect plan to kidnap a baby!

DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!

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ALL RIGHT, TETHA TAMERS! LISTEN UP ( Read more... )