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lvl9finalboss

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May 27, 2010 12:37

AT LAST!

THE PERFECT SCHEME TO MAKE THAT PINT-SIZED PLUMBER RUE THE DAY HE'D EVER BEEN DE-AGED!

Uh... Lord Bowser?

Silence, Troopa! You are going to follow these plans to the letter! Mario will be at my mercy by the end of tomorrow!

Lord Bowser, sir... the age virus ended some time ago.

... What?

You've been scheming behind closed doors for ( Read more... )

villainous scheme failure, time flies, bowser needs cake, accidental audio

Comments 44

takashi_waku May 27 2010, 19:47:48 UTC

Mario?! Is he here?

lvl9finalboss May 27 2010, 19:49:28 UTC

Of COURSE he's here!

He's the one being in the multiverse worthy of being my nemesis! Where else would he be?!

takashi_waku May 27 2010, 19:50:37 UTC

That is so fucking cool.

lvl9finalboss May 27 2010, 20:03:53 UTC

Yeah. It is, isn't it?

Pop quiz, which game's your favorite. ANSWER QUICKLY!

Thread 10

stray_badluck May 27 2010, 19:57:15 UTC

[slow clap]

lvl9finalboss May 27 2010, 20:04:23 UTC

Grrrrr...

I can have you arrested for mocking an agent of the law, you know...

stray_badluck May 27 2010, 20:05:49 UTC

You mean an agent of the law who was just talking about attacking a baby?

lvl9finalboss May 27 2010, 20:07:18 UTC

I never said I'd attack him!

...

AND THAT BABY DESERVED IT!

Thread 8

[locked to Hostiles] hrtlssguardian May 27 2010, 21:04:08 UTC

So, question: Even if you got a hold of this baby, what would you do with it?

Re: [locked to Hostiles] lvl9finalboss May 27 2010, 22:24:27 UTC

Leverage.

Blackmail.

Hostage material.

Inevitably have three inept Koopas turn their back long enough for him to escape and lead to a humiliating boss fight with me.

You know, the usual.

(OOC: Strikes oh-so visible.)

Re: [locked to Hostiles] hrtlssguardian May 27 2010, 23:03:50 UTC

...

...

...And why did Ravemon think hiring you was a good idea again?

Re: [locked to Hostiles] lvl9finalboss May 27 2010, 23:41:11 UTC

Because I have an army.

Because I have territory.

And because in spite of my comedy skits, I'm the most tenacious villain in the history of the multiverse. I've taken over the world more times than all the other villains in this world COMBINED, to say nothing of taking over and rebuilding the known universe.

So, please. Question my credentials some more.

Thread 12

Anon whoshotsherlock May 27 2010, 21:29:33 UTC

[No words, just the sound of one man who's obviously very amused, as he seems to be laughing his damn ass off.]

Re: Anon lvl9finalboss May 27 2010, 22:19:31 UTC

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The troopas will find you. WHEN THEY DO? Warrant!

Anon whoshotsherlock May 27 2010, 22:21:38 UTC

Pft, oh puh-leez. Your threats mean about as much as throwing pebbles at some one after that mass of epic fail.

Re: Anon lvl9finalboss May 27 2010, 22:29:12 UTC

And yet, everyone thinks I am even more dastardly than Ravemon.

Why don't you pull the other one next? I hear someone dances when you do.

Thread 7

fasternlightbot May 28 2010, 02:32:46 UTC

I know time goes by faster for everyone else, but how can you think a whole month is a day?

lvl9finalboss May 28 2010, 07:47:09 UTC

You ever play a game where the plot says you've got a day to stop something, and you can take as much time to do it as you need in reality?

I come from that world.

fasternlightbot May 28 2010, 23:48:18 UTC

None of the one's I've played have stated a time limit, but I think I get the idea. That must be horribly confusing.