Okay, yes, I *know* it's been awhile since I've LJed. July was the last time. Lots has happened- more next time though ( Read more... )

Possums are like Bruce Willis movies. Every time you see one, you're not sure if it's one you've seen before.

Sounds like the poor lady literally wasn't herself that day (she has MPD). She's doing much better now, but this is still frightening ( Read more... )

1.Five CDs you would never go on a multiple day car ride without ( Read more... )

"Waiting". Starring two hunka-hunka-hunka bits of Burning Love, Ryan Reynolds and Dane Cook. Le sigh ( Read more... )

"In January 2004, the Netherlands released an official postage stamp of him."

Wow.

It's the closest some of us would get to actually licking Jeff Stryker.

Wow.

I have a new baby girl- an albino bunny named Zelda. She was the only bunny in her litter to not sell and was destined to be the main course at dinner, so a client of mine rescued her. She is so sweet and cuddly and FUZZY. She's gonna be shaved down tomorrow sometime ( Read more... )

I've been on a Roseanne kick lately- here's a great line:

"If we were all holding hands, no one could push the button. And if we all had a great big ol' dick in our mouths, no one could speak ill of another. Let's all start by holding hands!"

I now have a subleasor! Looks like the boys have a decent comrade.

Wow- this is like the second Becky started on "Roseanne", when the actress playing the first Becky went away to college.

I hope all y'all like the new Becky... er, well, whatever. ;-D

Me: I need the lamp- I may come home drunk with some random hooker!

Jay: Come on! You never come home drunk!