pants are for SQUARES!

[joejimmerman]

"say excuse me when you bounce out of a sumowresler's tummy!"

why is it that pain meds make people horny?

him: we HAVE to do something tomorrow night so you'd better call me, hoebag
me: aight, slut, dont soil ur panties

ahha, doncha just feel tha love?

call me, humans!

"who built this? russians? the chinese? martians? CANAIDANS!?"

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[joejimmerman]

hahaha, actually, it wasnt either of those guys.