***This be stolen from a Terry 2 ( Read more... )

im watchin gone in sixty seconds. is it wrong to be aroused by cars...? :P ( Read more... )

"say excuse me when you bounce out of a sumowresler's tummy!"

why is it that pain meds make people horny?

him: we HAVE to do something tomorrow night so you'd better call me, hoebag
me: aight, slut, dont soil ur panties

ahha, doncha just feel tha love?

call me, humans!

"who built this? russians? the chinese? martians? CANAIDANS!?"

1. First grade teacher's name: mrs evans ( Read more... )

my triumph of the day was gettin up the fucking stairs.

so thursday i fucked up my knee. i suspect its kinda from an old injury *cough* anyway, it sucks. had to go to the fucking er for it.
bad news, it hurts like fuck
good news, i got a shitload o vicoden.

just got back from a most interesting quest.
and the movie clerks is pretty funny.

jaizjelle: how are the kids ( Read more... )

oh good god, my little 2 year old brother just marched in here with a squirt gun, aimed it at me, yelled "pow pow" and announced that i was dead. "i shot you. now you dead!"
he is now trampling about and we are shooting eachother. he falls down and says he is dead when i shoot him.

what is the world coming to

im hangin out at home pettin the emmitt ( Read more... )

im watchin batman, one of the old ones.
ahha!

"WOW! let us commandeer a taxi!" "no, robin! it would be faster if we run!"
silly spandex men with utility belts.