I am somewhere between pissed off and a little sad at this point. I felt compelled to write. As usual I get this far and draw a blank. I sit and stare at a blinking cursor trying to type out all of the thoughts that were just rushing through my head. Somebody please tell me when it became mandatory to let your girlfriend in on your past sexual ( Read more... )

The title for this post was a toss up. It was either the above or "White Castle is the new Taco Bell". Both were quotes from our beloved Nikki Ocean, who, decided to call me on this early Friday morning. Now I am restless and decided to put these quotes to good use. Thank you Nicole for your infinite wisdom....and your boobs ( Read more... )

It's been one month and one day since my last post....Against some wise words from some wise people I decided to keep this thing alive and not bury it with my better judgment (reference post on September 9th, 2005. Titled "Untitled...Again"). I will refrain from gushing the details on the past month simply because all of you already know....It's a ( Read more... )

What you are about to read is the result of a thoughtful Joel. A Joel that has had absolutely nothing to do all day but sit and think about his current situation. A Joel that is at a cross-roads of sorts. This will not be in the normal realm of what you have all come to expect from a "Glosis" post. I have a million things running through my mind ( Read more... )

So the weekend with Emilie was excellent. I was surprised as to how well it went actually. I miss her. I was completely bumming when I watched her walk through security in the airport. Sometimes Karma can really kick you in the balls. How is it that I can meet someone that I am interested in developing a relationship with that also lives 200 miles ( Read more... )

Thanks goes out to Aaron for the above statement. I actually read it again before deciding that an update was in order. Everyonce in awhile (more like all the fucking time) I get people that say "You need to update more often!". They are usually right. Sometimes I just don't have anything to say. Tonite is another story. I do not exactly have a ( Read more... )

Russy- "I'm glad you are home kid." Me- "Right ( Read more... )

To sum up Toronto in one word would be nearly impossible. Incredible fits nicely, yet it really doesnt do the trip any justice. Everything was great. The crew, the brew, the classy Chinese restaurant where I played air drums with chop sticks, Peter and Dave, Evergreen Terrace, my lone taxi ride, the beautiful babies wanting to party (right Mat EEEE ( Read more... )

I was going to create this post on Sunday when that horrible piece of shit finally ended, but I crashed, then watched the Pistons crash with Badussy. Father's Day style. So here goes ( Read more... )

Another eventful weekend down the tubes ( Read more... )