"I dont know how I get the strength to deal with these fucking cowards"

[joel_1983]

What kind of man shows up drunk to a B.H.S. function shitfaced drunk? What kind of man stumbles around yelling obscenities seemingly offending everyone around him? What kind of man would have the balls to talk to those in charge of said event while reeking of liquor? Who is this man you ask? Jesse Mother Fucking Brown, that's who. A true leader in

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Earning The Stripes

[punkrawksk8]

Bro,

You forgot all about the earning of the stripes you lazy bitch.

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Re: Earning The Stripes

[joel_1983]

Wow A Dirty! How could I forget? I was eating some mustard pretzels and Aaron here wanted some. The problem was he was across the room and he thought I was going to get up for him. Let me explain something...I am lazy, and it is amplified when I am completely shit-faced. That being said, Draws McGraw and I made Aaron "earn his stripes" by getting his own pretzels. How that helps someone "earn their stripes" is beyond me, but I didn't have to get off the couch.

HOLY SHIT

[anonymous]

"the skirt" must have been SHIT FACED, cause she kissed me too. Joel, I think it was just drunken stupidity....nothing more. You are terrible. I love your stories though. Even though I was there, its always better hearing it from your mouth. But you also failed to mention the part about the girl whos titty kept falling out of her shirt and the fact that you got DISSED by that ugly bitch in that long ass dress on stage. haha good times

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