joemorf

Sit Ubu, Sit.

joemorf Mar 14, 2009 00:04

"Your cat crapped on my steps again!"

"Who says you can't train a cat?"

-- Grumpy Old Men (don't ask me which one...)

Seriously: Cat Does Dog Tricks (youtube link ( Read more... )

The more that can be said...

joemorf Mar 13, 2009 14:37

yuki_onna proves, once again, that she is made of awesome*:

Let Me Tell You a Story

~j

* arete

racefail09

Despite planning to use this bit of dialogue in a script someday, I'm recording it here before I forget :)

This conversation happened tonight, between sheercandy and I, as we stood on a downtown Santa Ana street in the light rain, holding candles at a Prop 8 Vigil. I mention that just to explain the circumstances, the conversation has nothing to do with ( Read more... )

Pssst, hey!

joemorf Feb 25, 2009 22:10

I finally got around to editing the bio section of my info page, which I hadn't touched in about 5 years.

I also uploaded a few new userpics, also overdue.

Don't tell anybody.

~j

Sorry, Dad!

joemorf Feb 25, 2009 09:51

"Dad, I knew I was a pain in your neck, but I didn't mean to put you in the hospital!"

The_Dad(tm) has been in rough shape lately. What started as a run of the mill stiff neck last week turned into paralyzing pain over the weekend. (Which may have something to do with the kitchen he just gutted.) All of my parents have levels of pain tolerance ( Read more... )

Unfortunately, a meme

joemorf Feb 20, 2009 05:52

A new twist on that "search for your name" thing: google on "unfortunately [your name]" and grab the first ten results ( Read more... )

Oh, the humanity.

joemorf Feb 10, 2009 20:50

( Read more... )

And another thing...

joemorf Jan 29, 2009 02:49

If you were wondering when the California economy would get so bad that they'd track down everyone who filed a 1099 and shake them down for business license fees... that day has arrived.

~j

Quick Bits

joemorf Jan 12, 2009 10:57

I finally managed to nuke LoudTwitter from my LJ. (And there was much rejoicing.) I had to do it from the LJ side, because LoudTwitter, as I've been heard to spout at length and with little provocation, is made of fail.

(Odd, seconds after typing the "much rejoicing" bit I see a tweet from @wilw using the same phrase. Great minds, I guess.)

** ( Read more... )

Here Comes Pete!

joemorf Jan 10, 2009 18:43

Click. This. Now.

(mildly NSFW ... but click it anyway!)

Thanks to my nephew Saxon for this sweet link, via facebook.

~j